Cell Phones

wow, this is fantastic! I live in the UK and we don't use cell phone we use mobile, would you be OK if I used this for a show giving you full credit of course but just changed cell phone? please you're brilliant! :)

can you pls help me!!!! i need to prepare a skit for my upcoming school function and you write really well!!!what i basically need is a hilarious and comic script which has some moral values we have abt 20 participants will you pls help us???

Hey this is great? do you mind if i filmed this whole thing and post in on youtube :) You will be given full credit for writing the script :)

Sorry i didnt mean to put "Hey this is great?" i meant to put "HEY THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!" haha

I really like this piece. I'm actually looking for a monologue to do for our Forensics season. If you don't know what that is, it's a team of competitive public speakers going to different schools and competing against high schools from around our state. I'm looking at doing Solo Acting-Humorous as my category, and I think this piece could be a real winner. I would give you full credit to the piece in an intro during the piece, and I could even send you a video of it so you can see an interpretation of it.

Hey can I use your for Acting class???

Ha oops I meant to say can I use this for Acting class???

Nice piece. I'm actually in search of skits for my animation company. If you have more please email me. I would love to use it. Thanks

Great monologue! I'm organizing a play centered around a "texting-support group" - may I use this piece?

This is a really funny piece. I am woundering if i could use it for Humorus Interpritation in my speech team for school in a speech compition?

I love this. You should seriously become a comedian.

That was hilarious. I need an audition piece and i think i just found the right one. thankyou for your inspiration. xoxo p.s i have a slide phone so this is perfect!!!!

i just need it for my speech class. its my final exam if you could send it to me i would really apreciate it, its a really funny monolouge ( send to lkimball2013@montabella.com) ill give credit

Thanks

Send the full version unless this is the full version. thanks

ok thanks

this is hilarious! i love it! is it ok if i use it in a drama showcase? i was doing some monologue from a play but i encountered yours and it's SO FUNNY! definitely changing it to this one. :) just letting you know :D

lol hey this is funny good job!

FUNNY DUUUUDDDEEE!!!!

My daughter needs to recite a 3-5 min monologue for a middle school class project. Would u mind if she used this mentioning you at start? Do you have any more lines to this one as it comes in just a couple seconds under 3 mins when we timed her..?

Hi mr Li, look i think this is absolutely brilliant, i would love to use this as a resource for my year 12 HSC Mock work, i would love to have this peace in my performance, alli need is ur permission to use it and change like add and combine this with other monolugues

It says that it is only showing part of the script. I would like to know if there was a way that I could see the whole script because I would very much like to consider this as a performance act. Please let me know if there is a way.

Iam actually still unable to view because i cant find where the notes are on your other script.

That would be so awesome! My email is: godyear15@yahoo.com

i want to use this for my audition.

this is fantastic! keep up the good work :)

Hi, this monologue is so funny! Can I use it for my theatre class?

I love this. I'm gonna use it for an audition for my school play if that's ok. I'll credit you and stuff.

Heya....... Xiaoqi Li could I pleeeeeeeeeeease use your script for a school function??? i am from india. mail it to me if it suits you hoping for an affirmative reply:)

i love ur work and i do act monologues. Plz can i use ur work?

This Was Great!! I'll definatley be using this for an act in theatre. (With a few things changed.) Thanks!

Since it said your monologue can be use for public. I will be using your piece of "art" for my monologue in drama class. This is a fun script

My parents and I thought this piece was GREAT! Can I use it for an audition?

sooooo ummm... i have a drama class audition and i was just wondering if i culd use this??... i know u said it was okay but is it ok if i change it up a little and still give some credit??? pleazzeeee

hi, could i use this for an audition at school? its really good and i like it a lot (:

hahah! Thats great...i moght have to use this for my play auditon!

I'm thinking of using this as my audition peice for my school play i'm thinking you don't mind from your reply to all the comments above i'll be sure to mention your name(: Really funny!

THIS IS FREAKING FUNNY...DO U MIND IF I USE IT TO SHOWCASE FOR NEXT PILOT SEASON IN LA?

this was good...mind if i use it for my debate tournament? :) keep it up :)

Hi this is too funny, I need to a monologue tomorrow and I was wondering if I could use it, I might change a little of the wording and stuff up like add twitter and stuff like that too make it more personal too me, but I will still give you credit if it is okay for me to use it.

THIS IS AMAZING!! I need a comedic monologue for a college audition and this is absolutely perfect! Would you mind if I use it? I will, of course, give you credit...Let me know :) PS You are so talented!! This is great stuff!!

Hey! Is it alright for me to use this for my monologue for my drama club if I cite you at the end?

Wow, I really like this. I was looking for a funny monologue for an audition, and I came across this. May I use it please? I would really appreciate it, and will give you credit now and when I am famous! :D

what a nice script! may i use this for our school presentation? like it very much... can i have the full version of d script? thanks

this is fantastic! Could I use this for my forensics piece? I am trying to find something that could greatly relate to teenagers, and this is fabulous! Thanks!

its gud but i cant use it..............

Need a monologue for drama class. N' It has to be funny N' around 30 seconds , no longer than a minute. My teacher wants me to try out for our In Class Play !! :D Any suggestions ?

Oh and BTW: This is a great script! Keep it up ! :)

hi this is great! do you mind if i use it for a school project? i promise ill give you credit

WOW, I just read your AMAZING monologue and I would love to to use it in an audition for a new school would mind if i could use it?

This is great! I was wondering if I could use it for an upcoming forensics competition? Thanks!

Can u plz rite me a funny monologue its for an adution it needs to be about something really funny but no swearing can u do it for tommorow thank u

Hi! I am going to a speech meet really soon and was wondering if I can use this piece? I am performing under the Humorous Monologue category. I think this script is really funny! If you don't mind I would be honored to perform this and if you would like give you the full credit! I hope you will respond really soon because if I get to use it I have to memorize it really quickly! Thanks :)

May i please use this monologue for my audition next week ?

It's a ver funny monologue. Good Job.Im going to audition for a play soon, could I use this please!

thats very funny... Can I use it for a audition....i love it...very smart..

This is awesome! I love the sarcasm and the development of the characters. The audience interaction is great, too. The twist at the end was perfect. It's something that I think a lot of people can relate to and it was told in a really funny way. Great job :) Really funny, I was laughing the whole time.

This is sooo coool!!! May i please use this for my Drama class monologue? i will credit u for the script and everything.

Hi I just want to make sure if I can use this for my audition..... This would be the perfect monologue for me!!!

this is a nice piece .can i use it for my english project?

its too short

May i please use this piece if i give you credit?

Hey! This is awesome and really funny! Is it okay for me to use it for practice or film me acting it? I will give you full credit, of course, if I performe it for someone... Thanks!

Hey, that, was amazing! i was looking up monologes for my school talent show, and then i came across this, i thought it was a really amazing piece. May i please use it if you dont mind?? :3

Wow..... amazing job. I was wondering if I could use this work for my drama exam (or as you call it comedy exam or something)and I had been reading the comments and I think you should try your best to wright some more scripts because you are very talented at writing them. I will of course give you full credit for the script. From Alexandra ; )

Oh ya and pls respond if I am aloud to use this work cause I need it for monday (AND I NEED TO KNOW IT BY HEART!!!!)

Hey this is hilarious! May I use it in my acting class for our final monologue?

I love your monologue. I was cracking up throughout the reading. May I use it for my upcoming speech and of course I'll give you the credit you deserve for your amazing speech!

Wow! i couldnt read this with a straight face! you are very talented! mind if i use this? :)

dat was great it was so funny i use it for my acting classes online evrey day on my computer cuz my sister is ans amazing actress so thanks make some more it was halarious from madison gomez

the last sentence or paragraph was halarious good work madison gomez peace luv ya work

it's a cute funny piece of work...a want to add it to my arsenal...

hey u deserve it good work i luv it my sister selena gomez said hi good work

i would love to use ur monologue its really amazing but my teachers want me to write one on my own and im not that creative like u r.

great job

This is really funny! Could I use it for a school audition?

Could I use this in an audition as well? Thanks

hey awesome monologue was wondering if i could please use it for my drama class

Hi, read this like 5 times and more. I would love to use this in my drama class. Do you mind if I do????? I really love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Xiaoqi Li! I really enjoyed your monologue but do you by any chance have a 5 minute one? i can see that i like your work already! You have a very different perspective on everyday things and you use a good sense of humour in your work, but i really need a 5 minute one!! Thanks.....,......and i promise i will give you credit in my drama class!!

Hi Xiaoqi Li! I really enjoyed your monologue but do you by any chance have a 5 minute one? i can see that i like your work already! You have a very different perspective on everyday things and you use a good sense of humour in your work, but i really need a 5 minute one!! Thanks.....,......and i promise i will give you credit in my drama class!!

omg:] i did this for my theater class and everyone was lauging so hard. how ironic that it was one of the only girls without a cellphone talking about how a couldnt live without one x} awesome job;] keep writing:]

Id love to use this as a monologue for my tryout! Thanks:)

i use for my pre -final Exam categorized "monologue" This is really great. May I use it ? if OK ?

Wow that was hilarious! I have been looking for a hilarious monologue for a few days and yours takes the cake! I'm going to be using this for my theatre presentation. Thank you for sharing your great talent keep writing!

Hi there! Loved your monologue :) can I use it for an audition ? Thanks :)

ahaha.. niCe work.. love it !

OMG HILARIOUS xD Please Can I Use This For My Acting Class...? Please reply fast because I need a monologe by Monday, October 8! Thanks Sooo Much, Your SO Funny xD

I used this piece for a speech meet I went to a couple months back. It worked beautifully and I got a superior award! With your permission I would like to be able to use this with some revisions to make it a one minute monologue for an upcoming audition I have on Tuesday. So may I use it please?

This is one of the best monologues I've looked at yet but it's a shame it's so short... Nevertheless, I would love to use it as a part of my HSC (higher school certificate) drama monologue but only with your permission of course. I would definitely mention you as a key contributor to the development of my work as well as point out what parts of my performance were greatly influenced by this script. :) please and thank you ^_^

Hey that was really funny! can i use this for my piece??

IT IS OSSOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

IT IS OSSOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

its nice good job. i'm using it for my school competition.

.ilove this! i'll recommend this to my friend so that he can use it in our drama: acting class! and give you credits :)

Hey this is an amazing piece! Hilarious Ans modern without using any cheesy or innappropriate tactics. I was wondering if I could really record myself performing this monologue and post it on YouTube. If so, how would you like me to give you credit? Is it fine if I dont pronounce your name? I'd rather not butcher it on the internet.

May i use this for an audition comming up in march?

Hey!! Omg! I love this piece!!!! Can I use in for a forensics presentation? I would mention your nameeee!!!!(:

Also I need to know how to pronounce your name..sorry..):

Hey I really love this piece, and my school is holdingauditions for a play and we need a commedic monologue, would you mind if I used yours? I would give you full credit I just need your full name.

This is hillarous. May i use it in my audition Thank You :)

Could I use this for school? It would be much appreciated!

This is great, may I use it for my drama class?

This is really funny! And I know its been like, 3 months since it was submitted, but can I use it for my Drama Class for monologues?

Hey! I plan on using this for my audition for y school play, of course with credit given ;) You are extremely creative, and this is very well written :)

Oh my gosh i love this! can i use this for my additoin? and what kjind of person is playing it? a nerd? a popular girl?

I would have used this monologue, but I am a male teenager. I don't think it would fit to well. This really funny though, it's just awesome :D

I love this monologue and would love to use it in an audition! Would that be okay? And since I am also a male, can I change the 'boyfriend' to 'girlfriend', just switch gender roles. :D

hey may i use ur script for my college stage show :)

Hey Xiaoqi Li, this is a BRILLIANT piece! I was in tears laughing towards the end! Would you mind if I used it as a monologue and send you the link with credit to you if I film it? Thanks again!

i would love to preasent this in my class and so im asking u for permission and i will give you credit for this great monologue

Hello. I really love this monologue and I'm considering on using it for a class assignment on audition pieces. Would it be okay if I used it? Thank you.

haha i like this :) if you dont mind i need a modern monologue to use in my theater class and i would like to use this. It is just a highschool class but as i read through your comments you would like some credit soo i will give credit where credit is due:)

hey! i hope you wouldn't mind me using this piece for my Midtem monolouge and also my idea of revising it a little bit since I don't have a sliding phone and planning to borrow my friend's one. :))

I really like this piece! Can I use it as my forensics piece? I will give you credit as the author! Thanks!

Hey, I have this audition for this showcase called ARTS and I am completely in love with this and I was wondering if I could have permission to use it? It won't be for commercial use but it may be recorded and put on YouTube (no money will go to me or the company because of this though) and I will MOST CERTAINLY give you all credit as author and creator thanks :)

i was wondering if i could use ur speech as a monolouge for ferensics next year i totally failed my speech i just paniced!!!

This is really nice. Can I Use it for my drama class... plus we have to include who wrote it.

Hi, thats so damn funny! Its one of the only like REALLY funny monologues here :P So i was wondering, if i could use this for a comedy skit? :) I already converted the monologue into a script, and its really great, i just wanted your permission ofcourse. I will give you full credit, and it is non profitable ofcourse ;)

Heyyy that was funnny

may i use this for an audition coming up please

hey! this is really good, mind if I use it in an audition? Would give you credits, no doubt!

I love this so much!!!! Do you mind if I use it for my first audition? Thank you very much:) get back to me asap I can't wait to perform! Have a nice day

Hey, can I use this for my drama class tomorrow? It's great!

i was so amused by this!..cn i use ds too for our upcoming book week celebration nxt month?..please...thank u so much!

This is really great! May I use it for my Oral Com monologue preformance?

Hey there! This was an awesome monologue and I am using it for my Monologue midterm. However parts of it didn't make sense to me so I changed a bit of it. This is what I did: You know, everyone nowadays has a cell phone. ??????It's like their lives orbit around a rectangular piece of steel...and it's not even a sphere!??????I can???t disagree though???I???m one of those people that just can???t part with their phone. ??????Every few minutes I???ll check my phone. (mimes checking phone) Oh look! I have???zero missed calls, zero new texts, the Facebook frontier is quiet?????????Then I remember I???ve had zero incoming calls, zero texts and zero Facebook notifications for about 5 days straight. ^ever, I only have three friends on Facebook: mom, dad, and grandma. I used to have four but then grandpa died. ??????Anyways, I???ll still be sitting there, or standing there, no difference, with my phone, just messing around with it. ???I have one of those sliding phones???(towards audience) how many of you guys have had one of these sliding phones? ??????Well you guys know how addicting it is to just slide the phone back and forth? *click, clack, click, clack* ??????It???s lots of fun until suddenly, I got a call from my mom asking (With Quotes) ???What???s up??. *hello? Oh hi mom???.no I didn???t mean to call you???no I???m not at a bar right now???yes I know I don???t have a boyfriend???no need to rub it in???no! do not set me up with someone! Um I really have to go um???make dinner. Yes, at 2AM! *sighs* Love you (shake head mouthing ???not really??). Bye!* Later on, I???m going to bed???getting real sleepy???then my phone rings. I jumped out of bed, wide awake, ??ber excited for who is calling. I grab the water gun I always keep by me in case my cat attacks me or something...you know. I go around corner like they do in the movies, looking all cool like James Bond in his dino jammies. I go downstairs to the kitchen table where I find my phone buzzing away on full blast Nothing like a text alert full volume at 3 in the morning to get the heart pumping! Someone actually texted me! It was???my mom. Let???s see???I read my mom???s message first. It says that grandma died. Damnit! Now I only have two friends on Facebook.

This was amazing! May I use this for my audition?

Totally brilliant i used it on a audition and it went really well i gave you full credit for ur awesome piece hope u can do another one

Hello. I do appreciate how well you wrote this monologue. However, I do prefer to think that it is largely colloquial. Nevertheless, I would like to use it for my academic speech competition. I will credit your work on it, of course.

Man this is an amazing script. Would it be a problem if I use it for school. You are an amazing writer.

Hi! Can I use this for an audition for a summer acting job? You'll be mentioned in full credit

I love this!! Would you mind if I use this is an audition?

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Hello! I truly admire your piece.Can I use this as basis in my humorous speech presentation in school?

Could I possibly use this for forensics this year? I really like it and think that It would be very fun to do.

Hi, Im Alex and I was wondering if I could use your speech in a school recitation contest. I think its really funny.

Hi, Im Alex and I was wondering if I could use your speech in a school recitation contest. I think its really funny.

This is one great script!! May I please use this script for my forensics season. If I can please contact me at walkermadison688@gmail.com. Once again great job on the script.

May please use this. I will give you all the credit. redicreredicredr

This is amazing! mind if I can use it for a audition?

I love this piece! And it is sooo true!!! Would you allow me to use this piece for my Forensics?

So today... may I please use this for an upcoming talent show.

Is this from a play? I need to use a monologue from a play....

Hey I really love this script because it sounds alot like me!! Can I use it for my forensics season? I would give you credit and everything!

WOW I really liked this! Do you mind if i use this for an audition please?

an you send this to my mail

may i use this in an audition for a school play i will add you as the author

Hi I love your monologue. It's great!!! I'm looking for monologues and skits for my lower secondary students .They are going to take part in an inter school competition. The purpose of the competition is to promote English language. May we use your text for this purpose? We won't get any money just certificates and, if we win,some prizes like books.

hi... i really love this piece and ijust wanted to find out a little more about the charater build up and what led up to this event. i am a student in grade 10 of high school in South Africa and would just like to know if i may use this piece and perhaps find out more about the charater? i shall make use of your name in credits of course :)

Can we adapt this script (add to it) for a Humorous Solo competition? Thanks!

i loved this script could i use it as my piece for my Drama Foresics meet

I have a couple questions. First of all may I use this for my forensic piece?secondly, may I change some of the words so it could be more appropriate for my school?

Hello. I really like this piece. It's very nice. Can I please use it for my speech class' presentation? Thank you very much

I for one loved it.

When you said get to the room you spelled "the" twice

Hi i really enjoy your monoluge can i use it in america's got talent

hey can i use this for askit in youtube? i'll give credits. and i'll look forward to more of your skits