Why doesn't TSA just hire really Hot Security agents?
What guy wouldn't want Christina Aguilera or Catherine Jeta-Jones giving him an "aggressive" body search ? For the women, George Clooney or Brad Pitt, or if they want it a little rough, how about Mel Gibson?
Of course the lines at security could get a bit crowded. There'd be folks lining up for a frisk who aren't actually flying anywhere.
Imagine Lady Gaga in a meat suit groping the President of PETA! Talk about entertainment!
Of course, at my age I'd probably get Sally Fields or Opra...
