Love is Overrated

I'm so happy to have my boyfriend! We've only been together for about three hours but it feels like it's been forever. I might even get to hold his hand! I can't believe I used to say things like "Love is overrated" Wait, how long has it been since I texted him? Hold on, he left me on read for 30 minutes? Oh my god the only explanation is... He's cheating on me! How could he do this to us? I have to call him right now! Hello? John? Who is that I hear in the background? Becky? Who is Becky?? Well you can tell Becky the only hand she's going to be holding is her mother's when I put her in a hospital! Actually, you wanna know what John? It's over. Im breaking up with you! Love is so overrated...