What do I do for a living? I absolutely hate it when people ask me what I do for a living because as soon as I say that I am a nanny, they automatically assume that I am Mary Poppins. It is completely bonkers! Do I look like Julie Andrews? (Pause) Ignore the British dialect and the fact that I carry an umbrella. Regardless, the answer is no! Nothing offends me more than being compared to Mrs. Mary Poppins. It is not like Mary is so original either! At the Nanny Academy we are taught in Child Sickness 101 that a “spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.” It is common knowledge! And to say that Mrs. Poppins created that idea her self is absolutely ridiculous! Yes she sang clever little song about it but she makes the rest of us look awful. She is not as charming as everyone thinks either. Did anyone else notice that she abandoned those poor children at the end? Okay, maybe not abandoned, but I still do not like her. She is a terrible person. (Pause) Did you know that she is not even in the union? That is right. I would not trust her with your little ones at all.
