Don’t you hate bad habits?
We’ve all got a few
We wish we didn’t, but Oh well we just do!
Mine is picking my nose
I know! It’s totally gross, but I’m addicted
I have to keep my nose clear or it drives me nuts
I don’t know how the rest of you can handle it.
I’ve tried Kleenex, but it only works some of the time
The rest of the time a good finger, with a 1-millimeter nail for scrapping…
That just seems to make the world a better place.
I know it sounds like a gross habit
But fortunately for me things are changing.
And nose picking is gaining in popularity; thanks to some high profile role modeling
We’ve all seen it on our TV screens, during a Football game.
The Camera pans down on some players at the sidelines.
Then there’s the close-up, they start talking about this one player
While he reaches up, blocks off one nostril and blows a snot rocket into the grass.
Usually followed by a good finger dig to finish the pick
And my “bad habit” gets some high profile advertising, coast to coast!
Yes folks I’m here to tell you there’s a new vogue on the horizon
Seriously! Snot Rocketing has become the trademark of a 'real athlete'.
A badge of honour that says “Yes I’m that good” *blow a booger*
It’s true! Marathon runners, soccer players and a host of other sports all do it
They’re showing the world ...
