Exciting news for all those D. Trump supporters. Effective immediately you are considered to be part of a very exclusive group of blind followers called the "D. Trump Zombie Brigade." As a member of D. Trump's Zombie Brigade you have become part of an elite group of zombie bloodsuckers. Much like its fearful leader, members will take on lackluster characteristics including: Walk in a blind and somewhat contorted stupor
Possess a blank stare from lifeless eyes
Thinks "Make America Great" is speaking of South America
Follow blindly anything that moves
Believe D Trump would make a good leader (thoughts of Half-brain zombies)
Brainless zombies just don't think
Will believe lies are truths
Will wear false hairpieces
Will not believe in anyone who does agree with them
Will talk before they actually think
Unlike their zombie leader, won't have a penny to their name
As an added bonus, new members will have full annual pass membership to the D. Trump Theme part called "Donald's World." This egocentric theme park will feature the following:
The Rambling Rhetoric Roller Coaster
The Fictional Facts Ferris Wheel
The Wishy Washy Water Ride
The Phony Flume Ride
The Cacophony Carrousel
The Boastful Bumper Cars
While at the park, enjoy the D. Trump non-substances specialty sandwich, "The Trumpwich" (all bologna on a seedless bun). Every D. Trump Zombie Brigade member will also receive entry to the park and will have a chance to win an all-expenses (less $12,000 admittance fee) to Trump University where you can earn your Honorary B.S.D.A degree (Bullshit Dumb Ass Degree). Sorry this offer not available to Muslims or other factions who may disagree with the D. Trump ideology.
As an extra added feature, all D. Trump Zombie Brigade members will also receive the following:
The Joseph McCarthy Handbook on finger pointing innocent Americans
The Adolph Hitler "Guide to Blind Leadership"
The Charles Manson board game "Follow the Leader" (less game pieces)
And as an added bonus the "Drink Mixers Guide" personally signed by cultist Jim Jones.
Still as another added bonus is the Hannibal Lecter's "Guide to Open Pit Bar B Qing"
So don't delay, in November cast a mindless vote for D. Trump and follow him to the ends of the earth (although with his mindset that may very well be)
The aforementioned satire is meant to offend, ridicule and embarrass D. Trump supporters (hmmm... isn't that what he does to anyone who doesn't agree with him?)
