You know how they have that "Non-Toxic" label on the side of Crayola Crayons? Have you ever found Toxic crayons? I mean, that would be funny! Why did Billy just drop dead? He had Toxic crayons! That would be a little funny! I mean, I can see a marketing deal right now, I can see the names of the colors.
Hazard Tape Yellow
Toxic Green
Plutonium Black.
That would be funny!