You are not gonna get rich and/or famous

Comedy Monologues (57777 Views 14 Comments)

Announcer:hi my name is (your name) and if you wan to be rich and/or famous then these simple steps will make it happen:

put all of your valuables along with all of your money from your wallet and your bank account and place it in a bag.
send the bag to: You Are Not Gonna Get Rich And/Or Famous Avenue.
you shall then recieve a pill.
take the pill.

****Warning****
the pill may cause memory loss, alot of memory loss

NO REFUNDS

Comedy Type:

Comedy Monologues

Humor Type:

Clever / Quick-Witted

Comedy Scene:

1 Person

Script Length:

Post date:

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 11:43

Script Market:

Public

Author's Message

FUNNY RIGHT?

Copyright Statement

Free for all.

~kanetaylor

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Submitted by Kat (not verified) on Mon, 03/26/2012 - 13:56

may i use this script? very funny!

Submitted by SarayaLai on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:15

May I use the script? I love it

Submitted by Erika (not verified) on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 18:38

Can i use this script please!?

Submitted by Kat (not verified) on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 17:31

can i use the sctipt please? I love it its so funny! I showed it to my friend and we cant stop laughing! :D

Submitted by Ethan Scott (not verified) on Sun, 05/05/2013 - 09:12

can I use this for a youtube video I will give you credit

Submitted by saliha (not verified) on Mon, 12/09/2013 - 21:14

stupid idea

Submitted by kobe bryant (not verified) on Tue, 05/27/2014 - 06:33

Yo whats up kobe bryant here! this play is traasshh

Submitted by KOBEEEEEE (not verified) on Tue, 05/27/2014 - 06:37

JIBLY DO YOU WANT FREE TICKETS TO SEE ME PLAY??

Submitted by KAITLIN (not verified) on Sat, 07/05/2014 - 08:09

this is too funny! Can I use it?

Submitted by judy (not verified) on Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:44

the was soooo funny

Submitted by kim (not verified) on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 12:56

can i use this? only for school assignment :)

Submitted by hh (not verified) on Thu, 04/30/2015 - 15:51

it is not 2 minutes why would you do this

Submitted by VB (not verified) on Mon, 06/13/2016 - 15:35

Hi, can I use this script for an audition? Thank you very much!

Submitted by Alex07093 on Fri, 11/17/2017 - 16:05

People dont bother the aithor: Under Copyright section the author says FREE FOR ALL, that means you can ise it, but as a cortesy for the author make sure to mention who was the original author. Enjoy

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You are not gonna get rich and/or famous