Zits

I have GOT to get Dylan to like me! I mean, I am pretty - right? (Beat) That's not funny! Zits are a huge problem! Look at your face! You have a zit right there (pointing at zits on face) and there and there and there and- (Beat) See! Zits are a problem - especially when you like a guy! Ugh! Stupid zits! Oh! Speaking of which, your zit looks like it needs to get popped. (Beat) Which one? (Beat) oh!!! I hate that one! It's been there for like three weeks now! I've tried to pop it when I could - and of course put medicine on it - and it hasn't gone away since then!!! (Beat) (Picks up phone) OHMYGOSH!!! I just got a text from Dylan!!! (beat) He said... "Keep it down - you're too loud. I can hear you from here." (Beat) Yeah... He is, like, oh... two buildings away... Whoops... I forgot... Haha.....