Narrator: In a world where crime consumes the city
Movie character: Who the heck said that? Oh well.
Narrator: Where one man stands against adversity
Movie character: Seriously I do not know what?s going on!
Narrator: And that man is SYLVESTOR STALLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Movie character: My name is Morgan
Narrator: YOU ARE WHO I SAY YOU ARE!!!
Movie character: I don?t know you and you don?t know me
Narrator: anyway coming last winter
Movie character: what you aren?t making any sense
Narrator: I?m the narrator of this story my word is law
Movie character: What story this is my life this is what I do for a living
Narrator: You play by my rules or you don?t play at all
Movie character: I don?t want to play by anybody?s rules but my own. But I don?t have any rules
Narrator: Wow this is really must be a clich? movie
Movie character: movie?????? This is real life people will die if I don?t get to them now
Narrator: coming soon to a theatre near you
Movie character: You really are not getting this we are in a high security military base. My wife and kids are in there.
Narrator: aren?t you a little young
Movie character: don?t judge me evil voice that may or may not exist
Narrator: What will you do strangle my sound waves?
Movie character: God I must be going crazy
Narrator: wait till the second act
Movie character: WHAT???? Okay I?m just gonna ignore you now
Narrator: From the studio that brought you the godfather
Movie character: STUDIO?????
Narrator: and the country that brought you KFC and the state of new hampshire
Movie character: You really aren?t making sense
Narrator: You want to see something that really doesn?t make sense
Movie character: NO!!! GOD NO!!
(lights flash)
Movie character: (stands on chair) Are you the people I need to save?
Narrator: Sylvestor stallone
Movie character: MORGAN!
Narrator: IS JOHN MCLANE!!!
Movie character: Goddammit it's MORGAN! It?s not that hard to remember
Narrator: IN ?A GUY BLOWS STUFF UP AND DOESN?T TURN AROUND CAUSE HE?S JUST THAT COOL!!!?
Movie character: I do that for a living
Narrator: But this time your chasing after the man who killed your entire family
Movie character: They are fine
Narrator: Not anymore
Movie character: OH MY GOD YOU ARE TERRIBLE!!!
Narrator: I know
Movie character: okay I?ll play by your rules(sob)
Narrator: Good that is better now get in there and save those people
Movie character: Yes sir
Narrator: Okay now I am going leave so I can get mcdonalds I?m starved
Movie character: Can you get me something
Narrator: Will he save the people he loves and the hostages? Will he get something from mcdonalds
Movie character: Um???? Who are you talking to?
Narrator: In SHARK ATTACK 5
Movie character: I thought it was ?A GUY BLOWS STUFF UP AND DOESN?T TURN AROUND CAUSE HE?S JUST THAT COOL!!!?
THE END
Or is it? Naw just kidding it really is the end. Or maybe not!!
