Salim: Salaam Valekum Bakreji
Bakra: Valekum Asalam! Valekum Assalam!! Kyu Mia Humari Boli Kaise Jaante Ho?
Salim: Woh humare abba huzoor bade shaukeeen the. Shaadi nahin hui bahut time tak . Bahut Bakriyan Thi Gahr Pe. Toh samajhlo ..
Bakra: Accha Accha . Samajh Sakta Hoon. Aur Kaise Aana Hua.
Salim: Bakreji kuch bhagane mein madat chahiye toh bataiyee.
Bakra: Kahe? Kahe Bhaage Hum?
Salim: Par so Bakr Eid Hain. Toh!!
Bakra: Toh manau usme main kya karu?
Salim: Mia , uss din bakre ko kaat kar uska ghost distribute karte hain. Aur tum woh bakre ho jo katane wale ho.
Bakra: Dimag kharab ho gaya hain. Etne pyar se mujhe chara khilate hain. Ghoomne dete hain. Woh chotta kasim mujhe pyar se sehlata hain. Nafeesa mere mata chumti hain. Aur tum kehte parso yeh mujhe kaant denge. Ja be , tujhse meri khushi dekhi nahin jaati.
Salim: Abe Bakra mein tujhe azaad kar rahan hoon , bhag jaa.
Bakra: Yeh singh dekhe hain. Yeh jayenge wahan. Kahan? Baith nahin payega kabhi. Aur mein chilaunga 'baa baa' aur Aise high frequency mein chillaunga ki log kuch alag hi soch lenge aur tujhe marenge. Sochle!!
Salim: Abe tere dimak mein baat kyun nahin ghoosti. Tujhe kyu khila rahein hain.
Bakra: Mujhe pet banake rakhenge. Kutta Bhaukta aur billi nakhun marti hain. Main cute hoon, photogenic hoon aur shant hoon. Main ghar ke rakhwali kutte se behtaar kar sakta hoon. Main toh kehta hoon yeh mujhe ghar ka sadasya banayenga. Chacha Ke Nikambe Beton Se mein accha hee hoon. Chacha apne betonko bol rahein teh ki "Dekho mere bakre lal , mere sabse pyara beta , dekho essko body, aur tum nikambe aur badsoorat".
Salim: Abe tu aise nahin manega , yeh dekh youtube ke videos.
(Salim bakre ko videos dikhata hain aur bakra dar jaata hain)
Bakra: Salim bhai kuch karo naa salim bhai. mujhe yahan se le chalo.
Salim: Okk. Yeh tujhe azaad kiya ab tu chal merey gaav
Bakra: Main apka ehsaan kabhi nahin bhoolunga.
Salim: Nahin es me ehsaan ki kya baat hain. Tujhe bas mere padosi ko singh marne padenge.
Bakra: Singh poore ghused dunga , poore gaav ko marunga. Salim bhai jaldi le chalo.
Salim: Okk Hop on!!
