Cow1: Have you heard of the word 'BEEF'?
Cow2: No, never.
Cow1: I saw a boy pointing at me and saying 'BEEF'
Cow2: Strange, never heard of such an animal before.
Cow1: I swear he was pointing to me and saying Beef
Cow2: You always think that you are the center of attraction. Just because all the bulls look at you that doesn't mean
even men eye you.
Cow1: Ok. I was just asking. No need to get angry about it.
Cow2: The farmer today came with a few people and called me the next "Ham Burger".
It gave me a kick.
Cow1: Yes he is paying a lot of attention to you nowadays. Why do you let him touch you at
different places?
Cow2: I don't know , that makes the bull next door jealous and I like it.
Cow1: But seriously the farmer is married , he should not be doing all this.
Cow2: Yes that day he took a knife and moved over my body. Ohh!! it was some feeling.
Cow1: Enough I am getting jealous. I need to MOO more to get the attention.
Cow2: You need to MOVE more to get attention. You are just always sitting at one place.
Cow1: You know in spite of moving you have gained weight.
Cow2: You know the famous saying right " Men like thin women and fat cows ". So weight is good.
No one has ever told a cow to diet. You chew on those women fashion magazines and you will get
the 'Mad Cow Disease'.
Cow1: Any way before you there was a cow and she became very fat, almost just like that and then she dissappeared.
Cow2: What?
Cow1: Rumor is she ran off to the city to act in Cowboy films but I suspect that the farmer did something.
Cow2: He looks like a nice Church going guy to me.
Cow1: Me too!!
Cow2: Did you hear back from the cow?
Cow1: No never. Any way, why did the boy call me beef?
Cow2: Go to sleep.
Cow1: Good night.
Cow2: Good night.
(Next day when the Cow1 woke up , the Cow2 had dissapeared. Cow1 continued grazing wishing that one day even she goes to the 'CITY' like the fat cows)
