Girl: Did you ever sleep with any woman?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Who is it?
Boy: My Mom!
Girl: What?
Boy: Yes when I was small I used to sleep with my mom. Actually with my dad too. But he is not a woman.So yes with one woman and one man. Wait, if you count my sister then 2 women and one man. Then sometimes my cousins used to come for sleep over. Leave it , two women, my mom and sister, is the total. Then once when my father was not there my mom called another woman and she called me in to sleep and I said no. It was cold and she was naked, I felt it quite strange. So yes 2 women ..
Girl: No I mean in sexual way.
Boy: I was little then. How would I know? You should ask them.
Girl: I mean did you ever have a relationship.
Boy: Yes I am into a lot of relationships. My sister, mother , father , friends and the whole world.
Girl: Look butterfly, I mean a romantic relationship.
Boy: Yes with all film actresses.
Girl: I mean two way , serious relationship.
Boy: I never asked them , I don't have their contact details. Can you provide me that?
Girl: Leave it. Did you ever have sex?
Boy: Yes we had it in school. The whole class participated in it.
Girl: What? It was group activity.
Boy: Yes. Sex education , we had it in school. I know all about it. It's good to know.
Girl: Cool!! So you are not as dumb as you seem.
Boy: Yes I can talk. I can sing too. I am not dumb.
Girl: Ok. Did you have a girlfriend?
Boy: Yes a lot of them. All my friends are girls.
Girl: No I mean a girlfriend as in a romantic sense.
Boy: Yes I used to have a female puppy and I used to call her Girlfriend. One day she broke the leash and just ran away. My heart broke that day. But it is so romantic to call a puppy as girlfriend. Don't you also think so? You should taking a puppy for a walk and call it your girlfriend and blow kisses in the air.
Girl: What the f**k did you learn in Sexed?
Boy: Pollination. They taught us how plants meet other plants to have plants.
Girl: Did it have chapter on humans?
Boy: No. They said that would be covered in college. But in college, no one came. I asked the principal about it and told me to ask my parents.
Girl: Did you ask them?
Boy: My father said "Ask your mother" and my mother said "Ask Steve Uncle"
Girl: What did Steve Uncle say?
Boy: He told me to tell my mother to stop blackmailing him. Funny!! Steve uncle is funny. I told my mother the joke, she said she will go public. I don't know what happened next as I was outside but when I peeped in I saw Uncle Steve crying and not letting go off my mother's feet.
Girl: Man!! You have a screwed life and I think you are a cool guy. Lets meet sometime
Boy: Sure.
