A SHORT COMEDY SKETCH ON HOW I THINK CHILD CELEBRITIES SHOULD REALLY ACT
OPENING SCENE
It’s the Graham Norton Show and he is about to introduce Justin Bieber
Chat Show Host: Well now let’s welcome a young pop sensation who has blasted through the charts, on to the sofa. The one the only Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber:
(Walks in with hands behind his back)
Hello sir, thank you very much for having me
Chat Show Host: Well aren’t you doing well for yourself.
Justin Bieber: Thank you very much Mr Norton. It’s all thanks to my managers and public image teams
Chat Show Host: Oh very humble too.
Justin Bieber: Yes sir, my mum taught me good manners.
Chat show Host: So Justin I have heard you have found love with Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber: Sorry to correct you sir but as a 16 yrs. old I don’t really know what I want in a woman so Selena Gomez isn’t my love.
Chat Show Host: So the relationship isn’t serious
Justin Bieber: No Sir, all we do is share a Happy Meal at the local McDonalds once in a while.
Chat Show Host: Are you a gentleman and pay for her?
Justin Bieber:
(Quite annoyed)
No I don’t share my pocket money with anybody
SCENE 2
Justin Bieber: Please Mr Norton can I perform my song now
Chat show Host: Oh yes of course
After his performance
Justin Bieber walks back to his seat with his hands together in front of him.
Justin Bieber: Thank you for letting me perform.
FINAL SCENE
Chat Show Host: Would you like to go home now Justin?
Justin Bieber:
(With childish glee)
Yes Please!!!!
THE END
