Southern Snuggie
Announcer: It?s the next generation of Snuggie! Other blankets can slip or slide and your hands are trapped inside. (Shot of someone trying to cuddle under a baby blanket. Shot of someone trying to drink while holding the glass with a blanket covering their hands and it spills all over.) Announcer: Imagine all the fun things you could do from the comfort and softness of your own cuddly, Southern Snuggie. (Shot of someone wearing a camo Snuggie.) Wear in it while hunting. (Shot of a man in a deer stand or holding binoculars.) (Shot of a man in a tarp Snuggie covered in fishing lures.) Wear it while fishing. (Shot of a man in waders with Snuggie tucked into the waist.) (Shot of a man wearing a black Snuggie covered in logos) Wear it to a Nascar race. (Shot of a man with a beer mug hat and a Snuggie but he doesn?t have to struggle to get his arm out to flip a bird.) (Shot of our happy couple sitting on the floor around the coffee table playing cards or checkers by candle light.) Be sure to have a couple handy for East Tennessee?s unexpected weather changes when you?ve used the propane for the gas grill. OR Be sure to have a couple handy for when you?ve forgotten to pay the electric bill. (Happy couple smiles and hugs as snow falls around them.) (Shot of someone wearing a Snuggie, talking on the phone when they turn viewers see four of those Velcro balls are stuck to them.) You?ll have hours of fun with the kids. (Shot of these fine options.) Order today and choose your optional Velcro attachment such as a spit cup, a small pocket for your reading glasses or the larger pocket big enough to hold a beagle. (Shot of small dog in a pocket like one of those baby papoose carriers.) It?s the next generation of America?s favorite! Southern Snuggie, it?s a blanket with sleeves. Get it, it?s a blanket but it?s got sleeves. (Shot of a woman at a stove and she turns and a Velcro apron is stuck to the front.)
