A priest enters a village to preach in spite of being warned severely by his colleagues.
Father: Son, Jesus died for you!
Tribal: Who is Jesus?
Father: The son of God and Virgin Mary.
Tribal: How can his mother be virgin? His father might be , but mother no chance. Are you sure?
Father: It is possible because he is Son of God. He died for you.
Tribal: I didn’t ask him to die!
Father: But he did and he died for you!
Tribal: Very sad. What should I do now?
Father: Son, Become a Christian.
Tribal: Will that bring Jesus back?
Father: Son, he came back.
Tribal: Then he didn't die. Did he?
Father: I mean he died and then he resurrected
Tribal: For me again!
Father: For all of us
Tribal: Good Job! Then why did u say Jesus died?
Father: Yes he did die first.
Tribal: But then he got up right? Why didn’t u say that also in the same breath? You made me feel guilty.
Father: Ok I made a mistake. Sorry.
Tribal: I forgive you. So was he in coma?
Father: No my son he died on a good Friday.
Tribal: Why is that so good? Did u know on that Friday that he is not dead and also that he will come back.
Father: No.
Tribal: Why is that good then?
Father: Good , means holy
Tribal: Then why not "Holy Friday"
Father: That is what is called my son.
Tribal: Who called it so?
Father: Christians
Tribal: So you are not a Christian!
Father: No! I am a Christian too
Tribal: So you were a part of it being called "Good Friday". Why do you call it good Friday? A man died and you think it is good.
Father: Early Christians may be thousands of years back called it good Friday so we call it too!!
Tribal: So if they called you a donkey will you refer yourself as same
Father: Yes!! I will!
Tribal: Ok donkey tells me what happened next?
Father: He resurrected as Jesus
Tribal: Why?
Father: He is son of god , he can do whatever he wants to
Tribal: Yes true, so he pretended to die and then he woke up when all are gone
Father: No! He was dead
Tribal: How did people know he was dead?
Father: people may have checked his pulse
Tribal: I can show you many people in my village where the heart beat has stopped and the person is still alive. Actually singing , dancing and chopping wood with a death certificate. I have no reason to lie. You might want to lie to make me Christian. I have no reason to lie.
Father: Ok. Let us assume he died
Tribal: Ok. I assume that people thought he died.
Father: No, please! I am guest in your village , please treat me nicely and assume that he died
Tribal: Ok. He died because you say so
Father: Then he resurrected
Tribal: Ok. Only because you say so.
Father: He died for you.
Tribal: No! You said he died for all of us
Father: Ok, all of us , but I am Christian and now u have to be one
Tribal: Ok. But why?
Father: Jesus wanted all to be Christians.
Tribal: He is alive. Am I right?
Father: Yes.
Tribal: So why are you telling me that ? Why can’t he tell me directly?
Father: He is the LORD , he has sent me to tell you.
Tribal: Did u meet him?
Father: No
Tribal: Then did he send you a letter?
Father: No.
Tribal: Then ..
Father: He came in my dream.
Tribal: So you do anything that comes in your dream. If I do what I do in dream , then my village people will be very angry
Father: Why?
Tribal: Because in my village people mind if we have sex with their wives
Father: No I mean Jesus came in my dream and I am calling to become Christian
Tribal: So tell him to come in mine
Father: No. He will come when you become Christian.
Tribal: This he told you.
Father: No, i am telling you.
Tribal: Then what did he tell you?
Father: To make u a Christian
Tribal: what will happen because of that
Father: Jesus will love u
Tribal: So now he hates me?
Father: No he loves u , he will love u more
Tribal: How much more?
Father: A lot , as much as this mountain.
Tribal: I need more
Father:Ok the whole universe
Tribal: No i dont need that much
Father: Then how much do you need?
Tribal: I dont know, more than this mountain though
Father: Enough will you become a christian or not?
Tribal: Yes sure but what will jesus give me.
Father: Church will give u 100 dollars per month
Tribal: Sure for 100 dollars i will become jesus too.
Father: No become a christian only.
Tribal: But i will become jesus for that much money, i am offering u more
Father: No but jesus is already there
Tribal: Yes but he only comes in dream and i am for real
Father: Do you want money or not?
Tribal: Till how much time will you give me money
Father: Full life.
Tribal: That is how many years?
Father: I don't know , why do you care?
Tribal: I will take a big loan and you can pay them then.
Father: Now you become Christian and we will discuss all that later.
Tribal: I want 400 dollar , I will marry and I promise I will have 2 children
Father: The Church Can't give you 400.
Tribal: Then I can't become a Christian too!
(A while later , a church official was found with a knife and blood smeared over his clothes. A dead tribal was found near him. )
