Devil: Can I have your soul?
Woman: What a pick up line? I am impressed!
Devil: Can I have your soul?
Woman: Depends upon what you plan to do with it!
Devil: None of your concern.
Woman: So, if you have my soul, will I be alive!
Devil: You will be even happier than you are!
Woman: OK! So I will be rich..
Devil: You will rich and famous and you can sleep with anyone you like!
Woman: You give me all that just for my soul!
Devil: Yes!
Woman: That means I am special, what more can you give me?
Devil: What do you want?
Woman: Nothing! I was just testing your love for me!
Devil: So, can I have your soul?
Woman: Well I need to think about it! All men are after my body and you are after my soul. Why is that?
Devil: Your soul is beautiful
Woman: And I am not!
Devil: I mean, even you look great!
Woman: I am not convinced!
Devil: What will convince you!
Woman: You need to say that before my friends and only then I will be convinced!
Devil: But, only you can see me!
Woman: OK! I am going!
Devil: No, wait! I will do it!
Woman: Can you cook?
Devil: What has that to do with all this?
Woman: Just answer my question, Can you cook?
Devil: No!
Woman: Can we hire a maid?
Devil: We! I am not sure what are you talking about!
Woman: Come on! You know it! Don't you?
Devil: No, I don't.
Woman: You want to date me!
Devil: No, you are getting me wrong!
Woman: So, you are this devil, as you say you are? Look women literacy is a problem but not in this part of the world!
Devil: OK! I am going!
Woman: Why, you can't handle me right? I am too good for you! Leave!
Devil: Listen, this is enough! I don't have to ask you for your soul! I can just take it away!
Woman: Then take it, there is a hotel nearby!
Devil: Listen, I am the Satan.
Woman: OK! Then show me some tricks! Cook me a meal in hell fire! Come on!
Devil: Not here! Everybody is watching!
Woman: You think people are watching you when I am here! I am going! You are such a jerk!
Devil: I am going to kill you now!
Woman: Go ahead show me what you have got! I have got a black belt in Karate!
(Devil is about to hit her)
Woman: What kind of man are you? You are going to attack a woman!
Devil: Look, I don't want your soul. Let God have your soul. I will win without doing anything if God collects the soul of people like you. Bye!
Woman: First try to strike a conversation to get me in to the bed and when you fail to impress me , just blame it on me. All men are alike!
