Wife: You are getting on my nerves
Husband: What did I do?
Wife: You didn't do anything. And I am sure that you will never do anything - "Worthwhile".
Husband: What are you hinting at?
Wife: I said that , don't make me repeat .. You are getting on my nerves!!
Husband: And how am I doing that?
Wife: Because you do nothing worthwhile
Husband: Like!!
Wife: You do nothing else than getting on my nerves!!
Husband(Loudly): Tell me what did I do?
Wife: You just shouted at me!!
Husband: I am sorry honey!! What did I do?
Wife: Well now you have upset me
Husband: No what did I do to get on your nerves
Wife: Stop interrogetting me!!
Husband: No I am asking with respect, what did I do?
Wife: OK. You shouted at me!!
Husband: Before that?
Wife: You asked me what did you do? As if you don't know...
Husband: Before that Honey!! How did I get on your nerves?
Wife: Really you don't know!!
Husband: No!
Wife: Well you did nothing ..
Husband: Good.(Sighs!!)
Wife: When you should have done something ..
Husband: Something .. like what?
Wife: So you really don't know!!
Husband: No I don't it
Wife: Don't lie to me!! I know when you lie !! This upsets me
Husband: I promise that I don't know. I am not lying !! Please tell me how did I get
on your nerves !!
Wife: Like you always do, this is not the first time you have done it ..
Husband: Look , please , I beg you to tell me
Wife: Stop the drama!!
Husband: Please!!
Wife: OK. Promise me you won't do it again.
Husband: I won't
Wife: What should I do if you do it?
Husband: I won't . You can kill me, if I do it.
Wife: Don't talk bad things. The Universe throws at you what you wish for ..
Husband: Like it threw you!!
Wife: Now why did you said that?
Husband: What?
Wife: What you said now?
Husband: I was joking.
Wife: That didn't amuse me. You know that what you say , none of my friends find it funny.
Husband: Your friends should look at their photos and that would make them laugh. At least it makes us laugh ..
Wife: Makes you laugh ... Why do you see my friends photos?
Husband: Enough!! Tell me what you want to say and leave me alone..
Wife: Like all your girlfriends left you ..
Husband: Now you are getting on my nerves ...
Wife: You get frustrated very easily ..You are not a kid anymore .. at least medically
Husband: I am going, Bye!!
Wife: All you men run away by leaving behind a trail of destruction and we women have to make this world a better place ..
Husband: One last chance .. what did I do? Or else I am going ..
Wife: OK. When my friend came over and she was boasting about herself .. you didn't praise me before her ..
Husband: Why didn't you tell me that in the beginning?
Wife: I wanted you to share my feeling of frustration .. so that you don't do it again !!
Husband: Ok. Thanks. I won't do it again. What's for dinner?