Man: Hi! Who are you?
Future Man: I am you from the Future.
Man: From which year are you?
Future Man: From..
Man: So I live that long, my wife says I will die if I don't quit smoking.
Future Man: She is partially right; she will die due to second hand smoke!
Man: So there is no good reason to quit.
Future Man: There is none!
Man: Well I don't look that old!
Future Man: Well you have a hot young wife after this one is gone. So you keep fit!
Man: Well then the Future looks promising!
Future Man: Yes!
Man: So what else? Have you come back for some purpose?
Future Man: Well you need to adopt a kid!
Man: What? No!
Future Man: You adopt one kid and after a few years the mother of that kid comes looking for him and then you both fall in love!
Man: Oh! That’s the young..!
Future Man: Yes!
Man: Doesn't my wife object?
Future Man: She will be dead in a year or so if you continue smoking like this?
Man: I will increase it to two packs!
Future Man: Yes, then you can have a few flings too till the new woman comes!
Man: Wow! You are so kind!
Future Man: I always wanted to help one person in this world. I don't like being selfish. Always think about myself. That’s why I am helping you!
Man: Thanks. But how did you time travel!
Future Man: Well you know the answer!
Man: So "Back to Future" is not a fiction. Doc Brown exists!
Future Man: Well no more. I killed him when he responded to my ad that I really want to meet him.
Man: Why kill him?
Future Man: He refused to share the technology!
Man: So?
Future Man: I sent his car to China and they made a lot of replicas of them.
Man: That’s why I see so many Chinese winning lotteries nowadays!
Future Man: Yes, they all are from Future!
Man: What else exists in the Future?
Future Man: Nothing much after the third world war!
Man: Third World War! Who started it?
Future Man: No one knows. Why do you care? Someone hacked in to a few computers in various countries connected and these computers were connected to nuclear missiles and they launched them. So the whole world started fighting!
Man: How did you survive?
Future Man: Well Doc Brown had warned me in advance. Come to think of it, he was a nice guy!
Man: So!
Future Man: So I just left in this machine before the war started!
Man: But you could have saved the world!
Future Man: Look when you have a time machine you have many things to do. Saving the world isn’t a priority and I like keeping a low profile! So it was something I felt not that necessary!
Man: OK.
Future Man: I have brought a few diamonds for you from the past. Sell them on ebay when your wife is dead and live a great life! I am going now! See you around!
