Grandson: Grandpa, when were you born?
Grandpa: 19th August, 1652
Grandson: How is that possible?
Grandpa: It is possible! Only if YOU eat healthy food.
Grandson: But, I see you eating pizza, chips ..
Grandpa: I meant YOU, you can live that long if YOU eat healthy food. Not me, I am just great.
Grandson: So how old is Dad?
Grandpa: 44
Grandson: So you are about 450 year old and daddy is 44. How is it possible?
Grandpa: I married late!
Grandson: So, what did you do all these years?
Grandpa: Well I helped various nations get independence, helped in some inventions, some discoveries and just relaxed!
Grandson: You are lying to me? Aren't you?
Grandpa: I don't consider you as stupid as I am tempted to believe me so no; I am not lying to you.
Grandson: Why don't you go and tell the whole world that you are that old?
Grandpa: You don't tell your Grandpa, as to what he should be doing and when! Go, do your homework!
Grandson: Prove to me that you are 450 years old?
Grandpa: OK! I will show a colored photo with George Washington! Here!
Grandson: Oh! My God! You are with George Washington!
Grandpa: Yes, I am wearing my favorite jeans! If you are not still convinced I can show an album with Lincoln, Jesus, Kennedy and Oprah!
Grandson: I think you will never die!
Grandpa: I might die but my honesty will never die! Remember, always be honest, never tell a lie and you will live as long as I did!
Grandson: OK! Grandpa! I love you!
Grandpa: Grandpa loves you too! What did you say your grades are?
