Two Halloween Pumpkins who are husband and wife are having this conversation:
Wife Pumpkin: They mutilated us!
Husband Pumpkin: Yes, now I have a mouth, nose and eyes
Wife Pumpkin: Me too!
Husband Pumpkin: Do I look ugly!
Wife Pumpkin: But good, you are finally speaking and I don't have to read your mind any longer.
Husband Pumpkin: And you seem to have lost some weight there!
Wife Pumpkin: You are complimenting me! Thanks! But I don?t like losing weight through surgery! Going to gym is always better!
Husband Pumpkin: But now I have 2 mouths to feed and no hands or legs to earn livelihood!
Wife Pumpkin: What would happen of us?
Husband Pumpkin: The joke is that the people who did this too call us evil and run away!
Wife Pumpkin: Honestly I feel empty inside. I feel like my soul has left me!
Husband Pumpkin: I don't know why kids are given knives to cut the innards of a living being.
Wife Pumpkin: Yes and then they wonder why society has so many psychopaths!
Husband Pumpkin: I don't still get it; all the houses today have electricity, they why do you require a lantern!
Wife Pumpkin: And if a lantern is required, why don't you buy one or borrow it? Why do you want to convert a pumpkin in to a lantern and scare people?
Husband Pumpkin: I wish that they had carved some teeth and I have bitten the children going for 'Trick or Treat'
Wife Pumpkin: I wish we would have grown underground like potatoes
Husband Pumpkin: Look at that thing called, pumpkin pie! Look there! It's a strange pumpkin, smells like us but it looks like some car went over him!
Wife Pumpkin: Car accidents! Drunken driving! And then they blame these deaths on ghosts and celebrate that by killing more pumpkins on Halloween!
Husband Pumpkin: I feel lost!
Wife Pumpkin: Don't worry! There is always light at the end of the tunnel! Look in to my mouth and you will see it!
