Reporter: Tell me more about your organization..
Terrorist: It is called LOVE TODAY.
Reporter: What?
Terrorist: Yes. Landmines Overcome Virtually Everything Today ..
Reporter: Ok!! What do you want?
Terrorist: We don't have any agenda as such. No body attends our meetings .. Nowadays everybody is busy being a suicide bomber. You see..
Reporter: But you must be having some broad agenda right ..
Terrorist: No. I am sorry. We are relatively new .. still getting our feet wet in blood
Reporter: And hands too!!
Terrorist: Yaa! You should join us .. too ..
Reporter: No. Thanks. So why did you call me?
Terrorist: I like you. You are so cute. I want to date you!!
Reporter: What?
Terrorist: Yes. I don't have an online profile but my profile is in all the government databases .. You can see..
Reporter: No. I am going!!
Terrorist: Look I have the most stable job in today's economy. I am famous and I maintain myself well. You will feel absolutely loved and protected ..
Reporter: No I don't want to marry a terrorist ..
Terrorist: I am not a terrorist .. I am just an Human Resource guy just like anyone else ..
Reporter: What?
Terrorist: And I am the best. The Human Resource people in all companies don't care about the employees exploding in the workplace . I care ..
Reporter: You know what .. you have your own view about life...
Terrorist: Everyone does ..
Reporter: But you people kill innocent people ..
Terrorist: So do all the multinationals.. all the food , sodas , alcohol and other things ..Media only highlights us ..because there are not some big corporations shielding us ..
Reporter: Your justifications won't help you .. why do you want to join the bandwagon of murderers ..
Terrorist: I would so love to answer this question but as I said we have not formulated any official agenda , so I can't comment ..
Reporter: I want your personal view ..
Terrorist: Video Games .. thousands of hours of video games .. the violent ones .. Personally speaking that cultivated the desire in me ..
Reporter: Then every person who plays them should have joined you ..
Terrorist: I wish so too .. But you see some are men than others .. So when are we going to start dating ..
Reporter: No I will never date you ..
Terrorist: OK. No problem. I respect your choice and I accept the way you are ..You can go now .. My men will escort you back ..
Reporter: So you are not ..
Terrorist: Going to kill you .. No .. Not at all ..
Reporter: Wow .. I see some goodness inside you ..
Terrorist: Can I like call you up sometimes when I feel lonely ..
Reporter: Sure ..
Terrorist: What is personal number?
Reporter: Here .. let me write it down for you ..
Terrorist: You like Falafel ..
Reporter: Yes ..
Terrorist: Even I like Falafel .. especially the ones made by One Hand Old Man near Times Square ..
Reporter: Yes .. they are delicious ..
Terrorist: You can ask him for discount ... he is our family friend ..
Reporter: Really ..
Terrorist: Now its getting late .. my men will escort you back..
Reporter: See yaa !!
Terrorist: Bye!!
After she is gone ..
Terrorist to his friend: This is how you get girls .. Learn something ..you play the meanest guy on the block and then act nice ..
