King Kong: I am an ape. My name is King Kong.
Man: Heh monkey!
King Kong: Ape I said, I am not a monkey!!
Man: Yes monkey's do like to ape right.
King Kong: Look at my size before talking like that
Man: Size doesn't matter
King Kong: I will crush you
Man: You have an accent , I will call the cops and you will be deported.
King Kong: Are you are not surprised that you can talk to an ape?
Man: I am salesman , I can talk with anyone. I am not surprised.
King Kong: Are you not surprised that an ape can talk?
Man: No, with this kind of scary face God compensated you with good vocal chords. How did you land up here?
King Kong: Crossed the Mexican Border.
Man: No one noticed you.
King Kong: Your troops are busy guarding the borders of other nations.
Man: Ok!! So how do you like USA?
King Kong: People just run away from me.
Man: Yes , it is not everyday that they see a talking monkey and boy you are little too tall for a monkey.
King Kong: I want people to know me and adore me
Man: I know just the right place for you to go to. I will take you there.
King Kong: Where?
Man: Porn Industry. Boy you are exotic and size does matter there.
King Kong: What is porn?
Man: See it's nothing for you. You mate with another monkey and you let other animals watch. Right?
King Kong: Yes
Man: So now even people will watch you and get paid very handsomely. You can also experiment a bit with others. There can be group activities. I can be your friend too. You would have to change your name to sometime like 'Kink Kong from Hong Kong' for you to be well known.
King Kong: No I won't change my name. My father Tarzan gave it to me. I won't.
Man: Ok then there is only one other place. But you would have to struggle a lot.
King Kong: Ok! What is it?
Man: Hollywood.
King Kong: Is it some forest?
Man: It's not a forest but it is full of ferocious beasts. Survival is hard there.
King Kong: Wow!! I want to be there.
Man: Come with me.
(Thus King Kong started acting in films)
