The last white Rhino stands alone, he's no need for a mobile phone
For all his kin are in the sky, and he has no idea why
Of the rest there is no trace, and the reason is as plain as the horn on his face
Oriental libido means he's ripe for the kill, he's just a four legged Viagra pill
Now it's a lonely life not much of a laugh
for he can't speak Buffalo or Giraffe
And he runs when humans approach him
Cos like Humpty Dumpty they'll want to poach him
The last white Rhino stands alone, in a place where once his comrades roamed
How he longs for female company, and to start a family
But it's hard to make a match, when there's not much you can run down and catch
Hybrid offspring might come to pass, hey look it's a Rhinopotomaus
Now it's a lonely life, hard to raise a smile
When you don't speak Hyena or Crocodile
And the Elephants treat you with scorn
Rubbing their dicks on your horn
The last white Rhino stands alone, all his pals just dust and bones
The regular Rhino's don't want to know, call him a honkie say you ain't our bro
Animal apartheid neath the African sun, just as cruel as the poachers gun
It's a lonely life and a sad old time
When you can't speak Zebra or can't speak Lion
Ain't much to do when it gets dark
Cept sift through brochures for safari parks
