McDougal's Drive Thru
This requires a 3 to 4 persons
Ghetto black girl
A blonde anorexic chick
A very fat guy.
Blonde chick pulls over at drive thru.
Tisha: Welcome to McDougal's. I'm Tisha. May I take your order?
Blonde Chick: Um yea i want ---
Tisha: Hold on
*There's a long pause.*
Tisha: Okay?
Blonde Chick: I want the ---
Tisha: i wasn't talking to you. Dang. Hold on. How hungry are you? When i say hold on you hold on.
*Another awkward long pause*
Tisha: Okay? (pauses) Okay? (pauses) Are you there?
Blonde Chick: Yea
Tisha: So how come you didn't say nothing?
Blonde Chick: I thought ---
Tisha: Listen Miss Thing, we've got hungry customers behind so you can make up your mind.
*Blonde chick sighs*
Tisha: Nah ahh. Don't (sighs) at me. Now you ordering or not?
Blonde Chick: I want a BLT cheeseburger. Take the bacon off; take the tomato off. I want one thin sheet of lettuce and cut the burger in half. Oh, take one bun off.
*Long awkward pause.*
Blonde: Um...Hello?
Tisha: Anything else with your imaginary burger?
Blonde Chick: Excuse me?
Tisha: Nothing. Pull up to the front to get your order, mum.
*Blonde Chick pulls to the window. Tisha starts laughing*
Tisha: Why am I not surprised?
*Hands her the bag*
Tisha: Here you go Nicole Richie. Oh and i think you might have gotten to the wrong place. We sell fooooodddd here.
*Blonde Chick takes bag and looks into it*
Blonde Chick: Uumm...I don't think you checked but my bag is filled with tissues and a spoon
Tisha: You were lucky. The spoon was a gift.
Blonde Chick: Excuse me?
Tisha: Oh so you are getting sassy with me. don't even. I might have to take the spoon back
Blonde: Where's my food?
Tisha: What food?
Blonde Chick: The one i ordered...duh!!!
Tisha: you got exactly what you ordered; Nothing. Now move you anorexic ass along and let me tend to hungry people who want to eat.
The Fat guy part will be continued in my next script.....
