Fanatic: Sir , welcome to the Fanatic's Universe
Traveller: Thank you.
Fanatic: Would you like to have coffee?
Tarveller: No. Thanks for the offer.
Fanatic(yells): Kill this Infidel.
Traveller: What?
Fanatic: Relax it is joke.
Traveller: Ok.
Fanatic: We don't kill people just because they refuse our coffee.
Traveller: Wow
Fanatic: Now it would have been different if you would have refused our tea.
Traveller: ok!! (This looks good)
Fanatic: Sir , don't touch any thing without asking me. If any thing explodes then don't blame we didn't warn you.
Traveller: So what does your Universe have?
Fanatic: Peace
Traveller: Well. Things look peaceful for sure.
Fanatic: Our Universe is an abode of peace. No wars, no strifes , no conflicts ...
Traveller: How did you achieve that?
Fanatic: It was very difficult you see. We had to struggle..
Traveller: Struggle.
Fanatic: Yes.
Traveller: Tell me more.
Fanatic: You see God created this Universe and just asked one thing from us.
Traveller: What?
Fanatic: To believe that he exists. But you know what everyone started believing that he exist.
Traveller: That's what God wanted.
Fanatic: Yes. But when everyone is a believer and believes in one thing than the belief is no longer a belief but becomes a fact.
Traveller: Yes.
Fanatic: So when God does exists becomes a fact then there is no question of belief any longer.
Traveller: Yes.
Fanatic: So we were not doing the only thing that God wants us to do and that is to believe in him.
Traveller: I am sort of not getting you. So how is that related to peace.
Fanatic: So what happened is that some great people like me decided that there should be a group of people who should not believe in God.
Traveller: So?
Fanatic: So we asked half of the people to go to the other side of the Universe and start not beleieving in God.
Traveller: Why would you do that?
Fanatic: So that the other half can become believers.
Traveller: Then, what happens about the other half who are not.
Fanatic: We rotate. Sometimes we are believers and sometimes they are.
Traveller: So people just agree to switch from believer to non believer
Fanatic: No, they don't. Thats why I told you not to touch anything without asking me
Traveller: So , I didn't get it
Fanatic: Yes we fight, We bomb each other.
Traveller: Did you fight before you people split up?
Fanatic: No.
Traveller: Then, you had peace then and not now.
Fanatic: Exactly there is where you don't understand us.
Traveller: Please explain
Fanatic: When every one was a believer then then God became a fact and so there was no question of belief. So we didn't have MENTAL PEACE , but yes peace was there on the outside but it didn't percolate inside. Now we fight but we have mental peace , the believers fight to stay believer and so have mental peace and the non believers fight to become believers and so they have mental peace.
Traveller: I can't believer this.
Fanatic: Wait till you believe this. We further have split a portion of believers who side with the non - believers and a portion of the non - believers who secretly side with the believers and so that adds a spice to wht fight. We fight within ourself .. oh what anoble thing to do..
Traveller: I am becoming late, I must leave now..
Fanatic: Wait are you a believer or non believer
Traveller: Which part of Universe it is?
Fanatic(smiling): I won't tell you.
Traveller: Believer
Fanatic: KILL HIM!!
Traveller: What? No?
Fanatic: This is the Non Believer side of Universe
Traveller: Please leave me
Fanatic: Don't worry , we are from the faction of beleivers who tilt towards believer.
Traveller: Ohh!! Thanks.
Fanatic: Got you.
Traveller: I almost forgot about the factions.
Fanatic: You should listen to us. You don't listen.
Traveller: I will remember
Fanatic: Remember all a fanatic wants is peace
Traveller: Yes on your own terms..
