Kumar: Welcome Sir, Welcome Sir .. Welcome to the Indian Universe
Traveller: Ohh!! Thank you.
Kumar: What would you like to have Sir? Tea , Coffee, Cold Tea , Hot Tea, Hot Coffee, Cold Water ..
Traveller: Ohh!! Nothing.
Kumar: No, you should have something.
Traveller: No.
Kumar: Sir, would you like to have Coconut Juice.
Traveller: Yes.
Kumar: Not Available Sir. Will you have tea instead.
Traveller: Ok. Please give me tea.
Kumar: Here is tea, Sir.
Traveller: So you had the tea already made.
Kumar: Yes Sir.
Traveller: Then why did you offer me so many choices. I bet you only had tea.
Kumar: Very clever Sir. Choice is an illusion Sir.
Traveller: Ok. How much for the tea?
Kumar: Tea is complementary with your stay Sir.
Traveller: But I am not going to stay.
Kumar: Sir, from the window you will see Taj Mahal.
Traveller: Wow. Really. Then I will stay.
Kumar (looks at his ipad): Sir, you are late. The last room is taken Sir.
Traveller: Shit..
Kumar: I can arrange your stay in my brother's hotel. A little costly ..
Traveller: Ok. You got me. You have my business.
Kumar: Thank you Sir.
Traveller: Now tell me Sir, what do you have here?
Kumar: What do you need Sir?
Traveller: I want to see the Universe
Kumar: Sure , please come with me. Mind the cow.
Traveller: What is this cow doing here in between?
Kumar: In our Universe cows have equal rights as men have. She is just listening to our conversation.
Traveller: Wow
Kumar: Don't worry Sir she doesn't understand a thing.
Traveller: Ok. What is the speciality of this Universe?
Kumar: Our Universe is special only because of the prople of this Universe.
Traveller: Like.
Kumar: First let me take to the temple of the Great God Errie Appan.
Traveller: Who is that?
Kumar: He is the greatest god , greater than all other gods.
Traveller: There is only one God.
Kumar: Did you meet him?
Travller: No.
Kumar: Are you sure that he exists
Traveller: I am not sure.
Kumar: So when we don't know whether God exists or not than why are we confident that there is only one god , may be there are many.
Traveller: Makes sense
Kumar: In Indian Universe everyone makes sense , we have democracy here. We listen to every one.
Traveller: Okk what about Errie Appan
Kumar: Say Lord Errie Appan.
Traveller: No I won't
Kumar: Ok. No problem. Gaurds!!
Traveller: What?
Kumar: Escort this gentleman out of this universe and make sure that he pays for the reservation of the room.
Traveller: Ok. Lord Errie Appan!!
Kumar: The great Lord sits on Dina Asura (Asura : demon in Indian)
Traveller: Do you call Dinosaur as Dina Asura?
Kumar: No you call DINA ASURA as Dinosaur.
Traveller: Ok.
Kumar: Take the Lords blessings
Traveller: Ok.
Kumar: Now you see your stay would be so nice.
Traveller: Tell me something. What do you have here?
Kumar: Ohh Okk!! We have people
Traveller: Something to see, some attractions
Kumar: The unique thing about our Universe is that we don't have any attraction. Our people attract attention wherever they go.
Traveller: Like
Kumar: Like in your Universe Jesus got crucified himself to save humanity.
Traveller: Yes.
Kumar: In our Universe we crucify every one to save money.
Traveller: But why?
Kumar: You must have heard the idiom "Save for the rainy day"
Traveller: Yes
Kumar: Here it rains very often and so we need to save very often
Traveller: Interesting. What other things do you people have?
Kumar: We love to stare
Traveller: What? Is that good.
Kumar: Its very good. If you know that everyone else is staring at you , you would think twice before commiting any crime
Traveller: Yes
Kumar: So we have no crime.
Traveller: Wow
Kumar: We have no rules in this Universe
Traveller: Now how is that good.
Kumar: It is very good. If there are rules then people break them but if there aren't any then people maintain control
Traveller: Whatever? What do you all do?
Kumar: We all act in films.
Traveller: All
Kumar: We love films. We love to be in them , watch them , trash them , burn them. Every one of us is a film buff
Traveller: So.
Kumar: So as our films are 10 hrs each , we don't have time to do anything else.
Traveller: And what else?
Kumar: Rest of the time we are eating. The men generally do the house work and women generally inspect the work done.
Traveller: Wow
Kumar: Real peace.
Traveller: I want to see Taj Mahal
Kumar: Wow Taj Mahal epitomizes the spirit of India
Traveller: How?
Kumar: In all the Universe a woman can only make the man spend till she is alive but here the queen bankrupted him after her death also.
Traveller: Look I need to hurry up and leave.
Kumar: Wait let me take a photo with you!!
Traveller: Sure
Kumar: Hail Lord Errie Appan
Traveller: Hail Lord Errie Appan. Sitting on a Dina Asura. The creature has left your god but your god still has you ..
