Noah: I spoke to God today! Wife: You have no time to speak to me!
Noah: Really, today God told me!
Wife: You know I am a communist and I don't believe in God!
Noah: God told me to build a big ship!
Wife: Jesus H Christ!
Noah: What?
Wife: We don't have money for cruise and you want to build a Titanic!
Noah: Just listen!
Wife: I have been listening to your nonsense for a long time; I want to see a good lawyer now!
Noah: God told me that there is going to be a flood!
Wife: I am sure this God is some young girl! You never listen to anybody otherwise!
Noah: Listen, in a few days there would be a flood which will destroy everything!
Wife: OK! Doomsday again! Stop talking to your Inca cousin!
Noah: And there is something else!
Wife: What?
Noah: We need to prevent animals from going extinct and so we need to take them on the ship!
Wife: You need to see a shrink!
Noah: You need to trust me!
Wife: Look you can build a ship and build a zoo on it! I need a divorce right now!
Noah: Listen, I need a loan to build a ship and my credit history is very bad!
Wife: No, I am not going to help you with that!
Noah: Please, just one last time!
Wife: Why can't she build it herself?
Noah: Who?
Wife: Your mistress! God or Goddess!
Noah: No, listen, this is serious!
Wife: Listen! You are neither a civil engineer nor an architect! Say even if you build a boat, how the hell are we going to navigate it!
Noah: So, what should I do?
Wife: What you do for living?
Noah: What?
Wife: Steal a ship!
Noah: OK! That?s a good idea!
Wife: And then raid the zoo and abduct all the animals on gunpoint!
Noah: You are a genius!
Wife: Every woman is a genius till she marries!
Noah: Why are you saying like that?
Wife: Ever wonder why God only talks to men!
Noah: No.
Wife: Because men are delusional, women are sane! No woman is going to believe in that shit anyways!
