Renter: I am interested in your ad about a 2 bedroom condo.
House owner: You are interested in the ad or the condo.
Renter: Condo!
House owner: OK! Then bring thousand tomorrow and move in.
Renter: I want to have a look at it.
House owner: Why? It is a 2 bedroom condo, don't you trust me.
Renter: No I want to see it and find how is it?
House owner: You are not here to date a girl. How different can one condo be than other?
Renter: Listen, if you don't allow me to see then I won't rent it.
House owner: Do you promise that you will rent it if you see it?
Renter: If I like it then yes.
House owner: So what will make you like it?
Renter: It should be spacious!
House owner: It is not a soccer field, it is a condo! How spacious can it be?
Renter: Does the bedroom have window?
House owner: No we needed privacy, so we don't have a window in any of the rooms.
Renter: No, I am not interested in it.
House owner: I was joking. There are windows, of course! We have doors too.
Renter: And how big are the rooms?
House owner: The kitchen is smaller than the bedrooms and the bathroom is bigger than the kitchen.
Renter: OK! What about the living room?
House owner: We don't have zombies in our house. Every room is the living room!
Renter: I mean the main room!
House owner: Yes, we have it.
Renter: I mean how big it is?
House owner: It is so big that it touches all the bedrooms and even the kitchen.
Renter: Is it a safe neighborhood?
House owner: Call the cops and find out? Am I the only person on earth to answer all the questions!
Renter: You give me your opinion.
House owner: Its safe but I don't know whether you will be safe for our neighbors because of the type of questions you are asking!
Renter: What about the trash? Does it get picked up every day?
House owner: Yes, so just be careful while walking, or else they might pick you up!
Renter: Enough! I am not interested.
House owner: Good the house is already taken! And I am only interested in renting it out to woman.
Renter: Why?
House owner: Because they are generally less stupid!
