a car has crashed on the road, and the traffic sure has slowed
for me its all systems go
for a bit of rubbernecking, rubbernecking, just checking
like a vulture going pecking
spoilsports cops cordon off the scene, around the stricken machines
i want it televised on a big screen, for a bit of rubbernecking
mangled cars, screams and shouts, firemen with cutting tools dash about
as i stand and drink my carry out, when rubbernecking
have to pretend you're a medic to get up close, a bit of mouth to mouth, loosen some clothes
lighten the mood with mistletoe, when rubbernecking
saying you're a doctor so you can remain, telling victims you cant ease their pain
because you specialize in drains, and rubbernecking
enquire if any ones injured, or anyone dead, was it a lorry crushing a moped,
can i take a selfie with a severed head, when rubbernecking
