Schizophrenia Written By Guy Benhanan
World Captured Sketches
INT. CAR - NIGHT
Jacob and Rebekah are sitting in a parked car moments after seeing a movie.
JACOB
That movie was sick!
REBEKAH (furious)
Shut up. Who doesn't make a move during a movie?
JACOB
I was interested in the movie.
REBEKAH
Oh (beat) so some fictitious crap
entertains you but not me?
JACOB
It was based on a true story.
A few moments of silence past.
JACOB So um, what now.
REBEKAH
Let's kick in the backseat!
JACOB I don't want to.
REBEKAH
Why not?
JACOB
I'm low on testosterone.
REBEKAH
What's your deal tonight?
JACOB
What's your deal today.
Another long awkward silence passes.
Jacob leans in to kiss Rebekah and Rebekah suddenly slaps Jacob in the face.
REBEKAH
Do you think I'm a slut or
something?
JACOB (confused)
Kiss me. No. Yes.
Jacob seizes the moment and goes in for the kiss and slowly closes his eyes.
FADE TO BLACK. CUT TO:
Jacob making out with a pillow in the fronts seat of the car. Rebekah walks up to the car window and knocks on it. Jacob ignores it. Rebekah gets annoyed and knocks harder and Jacob jumps off the pillow and turns around. Rebekah points down telling jacob to open the window.
JACOB
How'd you get- What?- Where?-
When?- What?
REBEKAH
Jacob, you're schizophrenic.
JACOB
No I'm not. Watch. I'll prove it.
Jacob grabs the pillow and starts hooking up with it again. Rebekah's eyes open wide and her face is filled with pleasure.
REBEKAH
Wow, you're amazing.
Try different lines here. Like:
"You might see my weewee." or "My weewee will grow." or "My weewee might grow." or "I'm low on testosterone." or anything else.
