Sean old boy, they called you sexy, even though you're all of eighty three
your presence knocks them dead, they dig your baldy head
but do they know your crack is furry
Sean Connery's got a hairy arse, Sean Connery's got a hairy arse
telling the truth, it ain't smooth, there's a whole fucking jungle taken root
Sean Connery's got a hairy arse
that voice of his gives you all the hot's, but when he drops his pants , you wont like it lots
for he will show you tufts, that would win best of breed at Crufts
will probably ask you to comb out the knots
Sean Connery's got a hairy arse, Sean Connery's got a hairy arse
not being deceptive, just accept it, his bum is most follically receptive
Sean Connery's got a hairy arse
for Sean you all have great desire, that i expect to expire
you'll all be freaking, when you see his arse mohican
oh yes that will soon quench your fire
Sean Connery's got a hairy arse, Sean Connery's got a hairy arse
not being petty, when i say its sweaty, got more wildlife than the Serengetti
Sean Connery's got a hairy arse
i could be wrong, we'll just have to see, maybe he'll wax it up for thee
but i would be all surprised, to see him all agonised
with a red raw hole like a chimpanzee
Sean Connery's got a hairy arse, Sean Connery's got a hairy arse
you could pour Immac in his crack, get it smooth like old Kojak
Sean Connery's got a hairy arse
