Officer Manager:(Shuffling papers)Okay.The next applicant is here for the caregiver position.(Calling out)Margaret, please send her in.
Applicant:(Enters with a swagger wearing a gawdy outfit, chewing gum)Hello.I?m applying for the ?uh?position.
Officer Manager:(Looking at papers)Yes, please have a seat.I?ll be right with you.
Applicant: (Sitting down)Are you the one looking for the companion?(Looking around)
Officer Manager:Yes.I listed the job opening.(Looking up)Oh.That?s a very exciting outfit.
Applicant:You like it?It?s my ?first date? outfit.
Officer Manager: Well, I guess this is like a first date.(Shuffling papers)And you?re name is??I?m sorry.I can?t find your application.What is your name?
Applicant:Whatever you want it to be.
Officer Manager:(Writing on notepad)Very accommodating
Applicant:Most people call me Sugar.
Officer Manager:And why do they call you Sugar?
Applicant:Because I?m the sweetest thing they?ve ever seen.
Officer Manager:(Writing)Witty.Now, what can you tell me about your experience?
Applicant:Well, I have a strict confidentially agreement with all my clients ? if you know what I mean.But I can tell you have a whole book of satisfied, repeat customers.
Officer Manager:(Writing)Discreet.Popular.Can you give me an idea of what a typical day a work for you is like?
Applicant:In my line of work there is no such thing as a typical day.
Officer Manager:So, you would say you?re flexible?
Applicant:Oh, yeah ? I?m very flexible.
Officer Manager:How are you with cars?
Applicant:Come again?
Officer Manager:How are you with driving around town?Working in and out of cars?
Applicant: Oh.I don?t have no problem with that.I?m not real big on bucket seats and those stick on the floor consoles really make it hard to maneuver?
