The Darleks in
THE DOCTOR IS WHO?
Reception: Could Mrs Rose Parker please go to Room 20 please? Mrs Rose Parker, Room 20 please.
Door creaks open
Doctor Darlek: Come. In. Inferior. Being.
Rose: Excuse me, what?
Doctor: Come. In.
Rose enters and sits.
Doctor: What. Is. The. Problem?
Rose: My leg is red and painful.
Doctor: Targeting… target acquired.
Rose: What?!?!
Doctor: Do. Not. Worry. Puny. Earthling.
Rose: Erm, ok. So what is it?
Doctor: You. Have. A. Rash.
Rose: And what should I do?
Doctor: EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!
Rose: Ok, thank you. But, you know, you could be a lot nicer with your manner, Doctor.
Doctor Darlek: Never. We. Obey. No-one. We. Are. The. Superior. Beings!
Rose: Ok, thanks. Bye.
THE END
