Scene takes place in various car dashboards and is in the commercial format:
Announcer:Your GPS voice is more than a technological gadget.Let it become a partner, guiding you thru information and directions on a daily basis.Isn't it important he or she speaks your language?
Introducing the GPSLIfe Partner! Select from hundreds of personality types and dialects such as :
Loving Wife:
Man sits in car, starts car and voice begins:
"Hi Honey, have a great day.I'm fixing your favorite meal tonite, chicken pesto pasta.Don't forget to pick up your drycleaning on the way home.Love you"
Man shrugs shoulders with indifference and drives off
Sexy Girlfriend:
Man sits in car, starts car and voice begins:
Hi Big Boy, How is my hunk of man doing today.Take me for a ride...Take me for a wild ride......
Man starts nodding head in sexy thought mode.
Co-Dependent Girlfriend
What would I ever do without you?You tell me where you want to go and how to get there"
Man shakes head back and forth and says under his breath "Im going to dump you before Christmas"
Nagging Wife:
Man Sits in car and voice begins:
It figures you won't even stop to ask directions. Who knows when you will ever get where you are going without me?Will you please please please fix that drip in the faucet that has been leaking for three years? Three years!How pathetic is that???
Man mutters with frown,"nag, nag, nag , nag"
The Momma's boy Momma
Man sits in car and voice begins:
Good morning my sweet boy.Why don't you drive over to my house on the way home from work and I'll feed your poor, deprived stomach someof my home cooking since your wife doesnt have it in her to be thewife she should be....
Man smiles childlike smile
Domineering Husband:
Girl gets in car, starts engine and hears:
"You better comestraight home...Don't make me check your cell phonetexts and Idon't want to hear that yougot tied up at work or a girlfriend needed you".
Girl stiffens up in panic mode.
Gangsta:
Womangets into car and hears
"Turn Right Biotch"
Ungrateful Bratty Kids:
Mom gets in car and turns it on
"Mom, Mom Mom Im talking to you Mom you promisedyou would buy me a newIPod and I havent gottenit yet...Mom Mom Mom Mom"
Teenage Girl Driver Kit
Sixteen year old girl gets into car:
High Pitched Voice "Hi, this is Justin Bieber, Lets kick it at the clubs!
Life Partner:
Man gets in and starts up car and hears voice
"You're park bathroom or mine"
Man gets GIANT smile
Announcer:So make your GPS your life partner and let it tell you what you want to hear and be who you want it to be!!
