T = Tom Smith
L = Linda Smith
C= councellor
a couple are at a marriage counceling office
enter councellor
C: well hello there your the smiths right? and you guys are here to see if youre ready to get married?
T: yep im tom shes linda we know were ready we just feel we should just see what you have to say
C: ahh i see... so lets define mariage.. mariAGE.....mazige or as my japanese freinds call it Maraja... there pretty gangsta
L: mabey you could give us a definition of marrige!
C: I was getting to it! (C struggeling to read a piece of paper) now marrigeis defined as the joining of 2 people in ........ (reads paper) holy matramony ..... that doesnt seem right give me a minute.
C walks over to a computer starts cracking up comes back
C: thatsliterally hilarious!
T: what is?
C: my facebook
L: my god! did you even look up the definition
C: yes marriage is ........ google search incomplete, would you like my personal definition of marrige
L: its gotta be better than that, so why not.
C: ok so marrige is like a circle
C starts to draw a circle
C: no thats more of an oval
C rubs it out and drawsit again
C: hmm kinda uneven
C rubs it out draws another circle goes to rub it out
L: GET ON WITH IT!!!
C rubs alittle out then draws abit akwardly
C: ok, ok so marrige is like a circle ....... theres no point to it and once your in theres no getting out..... except for divorce but thats more of a triangle
L starts breaking down crying
C: oh there, there ... you wanna hear my triangle speech
T: GOD NO!!
C: ok then lets move on, i have to ask have you 2 partaken in the ancient african religion of coutis?
L: what the hell is coutis?
C procedes to whisper sexual intercourse in there ears, linda breaks down again
T: awfully private isnt it?
C: come onnnn.
T: but ...
C: come onnnnn?
T: .... yes
C: sweet high five!!
L: Your horrible at your job!!
C loses focus and starts checking himself out in the mirror making akward poses ect. he then notices them again
C: oh you guys still here?
T: YES!
C: fine just sign this
T starts to read
C: dont read just sign
T signs paper
C: sweet, by the way your now agree to pay for the rpayments on my car
L: what!!!
C: jeez your womans quite a nag, sign this please
T goes to read
C: dont read!
T signs it
C: excellent you'll make a good refrence for that job
T: just give me the paper, so we can leave!!
C: calm down, here sign please
T tries to read
C: What did i say about reading?
T signs
C: sweet i got me a new house in boca
T tries to attack C
C: ok ok heres your one
T and L sign the paperthen go to kiss
C: aww... this rooms quite circular isnt it, oh my god im trapped the walls are comming in on me!!!
C jumps on T stars clinging onto him
T: thats it i want a divorce!!
L: were not even married!!!!
T and L exit
C: another job well done
L walks back in
L: your'e terrible at your job!!
C: idont even work here
L: oh god!!
exit L
C: another job well done
END
