adviser: Mister President we have some issues to sort out
Trump: please tell me its not the walls again
adviser: don't you mean wall sir?
Trump: no I mean walls, I have some new ideas
adviser: new ideas are always welcome, but shouldn't we build one wall at a time?
Trump: our people need jobs, walls mean jobs
adviser: is Mexico going to pay for these walls as well?
Trump: ha, very funny. if their leader does me the courtesy of a visit, I think he'll agree to pay for it. I believe the great wall of Mexico will in years to come be a great tourist attraction. split the income between us and everybody will be happy
adviser: I hope the Chinese don't have copyright on great wall, but it sounds good to me. what were the other walls you were alluding to?
Trump: Mister Trudeau it seems was disrespecting my new immigration policy, so if we are going to stop undesirables pouring down from the northern border that surely requires another wall
adviser: will this generate mutual income as the great wall of Canada
Trump: absolutely and like the southern wall it will generate advertising income
on our side from companies proud to be American and on the other side from proud Canadian and Mexican companies
adviser: maybe I'm missing something sir but cant undesirables both north and south just get on a plane and fly over the great walls
Trump: of course, so the airport walls are our new greatest priority. these will be paid for by taxing undesirables before we deport them
adviser: that's a lot of walls
Trump: believe me its just the start. when people see how great walls can be, they will spring up everywhere. hell people are telling me they want walls at the coast to stop illegal access by sea
adviser: how long before one can walk along the great wall of Mexico, up the Western Pacific wall, along the great Canadian wall and down the eastern Atlantic wall?
Trump: it cant happen soon enough, its going to be awesome
adviser: I was just thinking Mister President with four great walls, the USA effectively becomes the biggest castle on earth with you as its king
Trump: I'm king of the castle, I love it
adviser: a castle that even has a moat east and west and a partial one in the north
Trump: if we could invade as far as Panama, we could have a southern moat too
adviser: whatever about anything else we have discussed sir, promise me you wont tweet that last suggestion
