Cab Driver: Jordan is a beautiful caantry. I show you my caantry
Me: Yes, I like what I see. Can we go to the dead sea?
Cab Driver: Jes Jes, I take you to dead sea. Do you know I have five wives?
Me: Five? wow, you must be an alcoholic
Cab Driver: No, I love all my wives; but it is very difficult you know. Speaking of wives, how many do you have my friend ?
Me: Me? Haha none, I am single.
Cab Driver: WHAT? you single? Then you must like to 'boom boom'! (makes obscene hand gestures)
Me:woah. No, I don't know what that is, and something tells me I don't want to know.
Cab Driver:come on my friend, I drive you to Lebanon now. You boom boom with Lebanese girl. Only 'hundred dollah'. I drive you back, you catch your flight.
Me: No, you?re much too kind my friend. I?ll pass.
Cab Driver: OH! I get it, you want to boom boom with boy? That is ok. Only fifty dollah; I take you. I get you good boom boom.
Me: WHAT? NO!.... NO BOOM BOOM HERE! Girl or Boy! And why the hell would it be fifty dollars for a boy? That's discrimination!
Cab Driver: I do not understand the last word you say. So, ummm.. you don't want?
Me:It doesn't matter. Just take me to the dead sea! NO BOOM BOOM HERE!
Cab Driver: Ok ok. I take you. Just relax. I tell you already I have five wives? I have twelve children also. I love them very much. I love boom boom.
Me:You don't say!
