remember when i first saw her, she took my breath away
made me a instamatic asthmatic, on that very day
knew i had to have her, and her hand i had to win
as the barber stood over her, giving her beard a trim
i said bearded lady, lets get crazy
i want to get entwined
dont care if your whiskers clog my shower drain all the time
she said i hope you're not a pervert, hope you're not all kinky weird
dont want to spend hours on end, washing love juice from my beard
said just want to run my fingers through it
stroke it like i would a Shih Tsu
i see Fidel Castro with a nice arse
when i look at you
hey bearded lady, lets get crazy
I'll seduce you as quick as a flash
we'll get all flirty, then down and dirty
give each other beard rash
hey bearded lady, lets get crazy, let the loving flow
i think you're a cracker, remind me of Chewbacca
want to be your Han Solo
