had a dream, was on a yacht in Cannes
with Candice Swanepoel holding hands
she gushed at me, you're virile and strong
give it to me good, hammer and tongs
so i said okay, but I'll have to be swift
cos Giselle Bundchen is mad for the shift
then i came, yes i came, woke up calling Candice's name
then i came, yes i came
had to walk off the bus, all sticky and shamed
had a dream was on a beach
with Caitlyn Jenner tickling my feet
last thing on my mind was boning
with all her whining and her droning
next thing all i could see
was Caitlyn sprawled all over me
she stroked my hair, called me sexy
but i was shrunken and shriveled like a old pygmy
i never came, i never came
walked off the bus, unsticky and unshamed
Caitlyn sure helped me plenty
at no stage was i even Al Dente
