if all the fish in the sea, were nubile young women
i would leave my trunks on the beach, when i go swimming
and if i could'nt catch me a brunette or a blond
I'd dangle my worm in the water and there'd soon be one along
if all the birds in the sky were comely young maids
I'd buy lots of bread with the money I'm paid
I'd soak it all in chloroform, though that's quite unsavory
and in my shed i would have my own red light aviary
if all the hares in the field, were lovely young models
I'd hire Usain Bolt, so catching them would be a doddle
would thank Usain for his help, in procurement and resourcing
let him pick a big eared beauty, and then start intercoursing
