big Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, beating some Kurds around
when along came some Turks, who said dam nice work, looks like we got common ground
hey diddle diddle, no cat played no fiddle, no cow jumped over a moon
cutlery and delf were their usual self, it was students with a cow shaped balloon
said Jack to Jill, go up that hill, and fetch me a whiter shade of pale
but she was alarmed by Procul Harum and silly Jilly failed
little Bo Peep lost all her sheep, got a bad dose of the blues
got money from her kin, to get more in, it was all I O U S
Mary had a little scam, she sure did fleece the system
a field of white washed blocks, fuck all flocks, but still got E U assistance
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Humpty could have been dead and gone, lucky he had his lagging jacket on
four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
Mister Kipling is a sadist and i hope he dies
Georgy Porgy pudding and pie, changed his name by deed poll
three blind mice see how they roar
as they get mauled by their labrador
old King Cole was real pissed off, real pissed off was he
people called him anthracite to make him all angry
said simple Simon to the pie man what's that you are selling
he got his answer right enough, and severe testicular swelling
