THE SMART GUY/STUPID ASS

SO LAST MONTH WHEN I WAS IN MEXICO. MAN!!! DID THINGS HAPPEN OVER THERE. WE WERE DRINKING AND FALLING.....WELL MY FRIEND (RAFA) WAS. PLUS WE WERE IN A PICK UP TRUCK SOOO YOU FALL YOU DIE NOT YOU DRINK YOU DRIVE YOU LOSE......NO NO NO BEEN THERE DONE THAT...LOL SO THAT NIGHT IT WAS ME, RAFA, GAYBRO AND MARTIN. GAYBRO WAS THE DRIVER ME, RAFA AND MARTIN WERE IN THE BACK OF THE PICK UP. WE STOP AND SLEEP IN BACK OF A PICK UP TRUCK LIKE AT 2:00 P.M IN THE NIGHT. WERE BACK THERE TOUCHING EACH OTHER AND ROLLING AROUND LIKE
SOME IDIOTS......WHEN I MEMBER THAT GAYBRO IS KNOWN FOR SLEEP WALKING......SO LIKE A SMART GUY/STUPID ASS I LEAVE HIM IN THE WHEEL.....(SLEEPING)!!!!......NOT A GOOD IDEA....LOLZ... LIKE AT 3:00 IN THE NIGHT I HEAR THE PICKUP TRUCK WE WERE ON TURN AND I SAID TO GAYBRO...WHERE WE GOING AND HE SAID UHHHHHH THAN I SAY FORREALLS WHERE WE GOING AND AGAIN HE SAYS UHHHHH.....THAN RIGHT AFTER THAT HE PUTS THE CAR ON DRIVE AND PUSHES THE GAS....I SWEAR TO GOD ME, RAFA AND MARTIN WOKE UP AND SAID WE WERE GOING TO DIE TODAY...LOL SO I GET UP AND START TO KNOCK ON HIS WINDOW AND I SAY WAT ARE YOU DOING GAYBRO....HE DOESN'T ANSWER THAN MARTIN SAYS HE'S SLEEP WALKING AND I SAY NOO!!! HE'S SLEEP DRIVING....SO THAN MY FIREND RAFA HITS THE TOP OF THE HOOD WITH HIS HANDS REALLY HARD AND WAKES HIM UP GAYBRO PUSHES THE GAS A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN I SIT DOWN SO I WONT END UP 20 FEET OUT OF THE CAR AND THAN GAYBRO PUSHES THE BRAKE AND RAFA GOES FLYING 20 FEET OVER THE HOOD.....HOW DO I KNOW....MY FIREND MARTIN GOES WHERES RAFA HE WAS WITH ME A FEW SECONDS AGO.....I GET OFF THE PICK UP TRUCK  I GO TO GAYBRO AND SAY WAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING DUMB ASS....AND HE SAYS....LMAO (THE LAST TIME I MEMBER IS I WAS GETTING CHASED BY ZOMBIES AND I TOOK THE TRUCK AND WENT AS FAST AS I COULD.......OOOPS!!!!)THAT WAS US RIGHT....I WAS LIKE NO YOU THINK THAN I'M LIKE RAFA WHERE ARE YOU AND I HEAR THIS    UHHHHHHH AND I'M LIKE FOUND HIM I SAY ARE YOU DEAD AND HE SAYS NO I TELL GAYBRO SEE YOU COULD OF KILLED HIM AND STUPID ASS HOE MAKES ME LAUGH HE SAYS (I KNOW BUT IT WAS FUNNY HAAA.