was born in the valley where i was born
where there was nothing sweet about the corn
was unfulfilled like a sheep unshorn
served no purpose like soft porn
daddy left before i was conceived
did'nt know if i was real or perceived
sure leaves a fellow real aggrieved
if he suspects he's make believe
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rebel with a heart primed to explode
gonna kick some ass on lifes long road
rebel with a bad old brimstone mind
gonna kick gonad, gonna stir mankind
packed up and went to the big city
with a seriously embellished curriculum vitae
went to live on the wrong side of the tracks
got a desd end job making cul de sacs
only got the job cos some robot
was out real sick with a bad oil clot
i could'nt settle down for i'm hard to tame
i drift like wood of the same name
won't wag my tail like a old lapdog
won't curl up by the fire like a flexible log
it was soon after things got surreal
i started fighting with the navy seals
big red lobsters and ten foot bugs
stopped taking so many psychedelic drugs
so i stole me a caddy hit the highway
we travelled for a long old day
the caddy died of a heart attack
gess i'm just too heavy for piggybacks
so i replied to a ad about a life i crime
had a robbing and a cheating and a murdering time
was caught by the law and thrown in jail
for the next ten years was called abigail
then i met darlene who worked the streets
a high class sweeper kept the city neat
she shot a arrow to my heart had me smitten
had me retching and a panting and a drooling and a spitting
i took her out for a banana meal
she choked when she forgot to peel
instead of the tears i should have been shedding
i combined her funeral with our wedding
returned to my valley a contented geezer
with a brand new bride and a walk in freezer
