Air band
Episode 1
Scene 1
Everyone standing around graveyard for Ayrtons funeral
Reon: finally happened were finally free!!! The world is now a better place
Jodie death stares Reon and starts beating him up
Jess: umm don?t you think we should get him a casket?? Or a grave!!!!!
Looks over Ayrtons dead body just lying on the ground
Travis: don?t worry I?ve set up a cremation
10 minutes later Travis throws Ayrtons dead body into a bonfire at a Girl Scout camp, all the girls look terrified
Travis: you?re welcome.
Zooms out zooms in on a reading of Ayrtons will, the TV turns on and Ayrton is on it
Ayrton: ok here?s the deal before I start I ask that Jodie is buried with me
Immediately Travis grabs Jodie puts her in the car and drives off
Ayrton (cont): when she dies offcourse
Deanna: think we should tell him??
Reon: he?ll figure it out
Shows scene off Travis throwing Jodie in the bon fire
Scout leader: stop putting your shit in our fire!!!
End of scene
Scene 2
Ayrton TV version: to Reon I leave my porn ?. Please know that it?s slightly used.
Reon: cool!!!
Ayrton: to Michael I leave you the 2 million dollars I?ve saved up? hopefully this will pay all your WOW debts but I doubt it.
Michael: even in his will he manages to insult me!!!
Travis: ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ayrton: to Travis I leave my blow up sex doll? we all know you need it
Travis: you asshole!!!!!!
Ayrton: calm Travis it?s alright some men are made for pleasuring others, some aren?t
Travis to the TV: I hope you rot in hell you ass of a man!!!!!
Ayrton: presuming Travis has stoped with his spas attack I shall go on, to Jodie I leave anything she wants
Jodie: cool I needed a coat hanger or 2
Ayrton: jess I leave you nothing due to the fact that ?.. Well I just don?t like you
Jess: you mean mean person!!
Ayrton: well that?s about it
Deanna: what about me
Ayrton (cont): so I guess I should go now
Deanna in front of TV shaking it: what about me?????????????
Ayrton: oh 1 more thing
Deanna: phew
Ayrton: no-one touches my bass!!
TV turns off Deanna looks shocked
Travis: well I?m satisfied let?s go
The gang all walk out of the room Deanna left standing there still shocked; Travis steps back in and turn the lights off
End of scene
Scene 3
Reon Travis standing around everyone else has left, Ayrtons will reader walks up
Awr: umm I?m supposed to give this to someone
Travis grabs it
Awr: well that makes my job easier
The will reader walks away Travis starts reading aloud
Travis: ?dear Travis if you or Reon are reading this put it down and walk away!!!?
Reon: screw that!!
Travis: ?now to who is reading this (hopefully not Reon and Travis) my last wish is to start a rock band that is awesome and will be famous ps. If Reon and Travis are still reading this I will come back and haunt you 2 for life?
Ayrtons ghost appears next to them
Reon: nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! I was out and you pushed me back in!!!
Travis: shut up Reon
Travis lights Ayrtons ghost on fire Reon looking shocked at Travis
Travis: see all better
Zooms out zooms in on auditions for drummer and singer 3 people are their Travis Reon and Travis? bro Ethan.
Ethan: ok here?s how this works Trav your bass
Travis: awesome!!
Ayrtons charcoaled corpse sitting next to them, Travis rips the bass out of Ayrtons hands
Travis: eww Ayrtons germs
Lights bass on fire then dunks it in water
Ethan: Reon your rhythm guitar
Reon: I have a doctor?s note excusing me from anything but sex
Travis: hahahahahahahahaha you said butt sex
Ethan hits Travis with a pole and sicks a vicious dog on Reon
Reon (oov): oh my god its teeth burn like the fires of hell, this almost hurts as much as herpes
End of scene
Scene 4
Travis and Reon walking down the street
Travis: well that was useless
Reon: I think there was plenty of talent at those auditions
Travis: it was a 5 year old girl and a hard core gimp that kept asking you to punish him!!!
Reon: the gimp asked me to punish him?? I thought that was the little girl, god damn it!! No wonder she called me a paedophile!!
Travis: ?. Reon sometimes I wish I could just see the world through your eyes
Reon: awwwww
Travis: but then I wake up screaming.
They then walk past a house with a chick playing drums in the garage
Travis: this may be the break we?ve been looking for!!
Reon: let me handle this it requires finesse.
Reon walks over to chick
Reon: hey baby how you doing?
Girl: ? You know you should probably get off my lawn
Reon: whys that???
Girl: my dad?s Clint Eastwood.
Clint Eastwood: now I bet your wondering whether I had 5 flowers or 6 well are you feeling lucky? Well are ya punk??
Travis: in his old age he seems to have gotten a lot more senile.
Girl: yeahhhh now what do you want
Reon: who says we want anything? except some sweet satisfaction?
Clint Eastwood tackles Reon
Travis: we want you to join our band
Girl: no thanks
Travis: well here?s our card if you change your mind, come on Reon
Reon being punched by Clint Eastwood
Clint: now I bet your wondering whether I punched you 3 times or 4.
Travis: oh god.
End scene
Scene 5
Travis, Reon and Son Fuk Mi (there new singer) all standing back stage at their first gig, the girl from last scene walks up
Reon: heyyyy you changed your mind, just couldn?t get enough of me eh?
Girl: kinda had to you stole my dog and seriously eww
Reon: works like a charm every time
Travis: damn straight I haven?t seen my rabbit in 5 years
Reon: yeah bout that?
Travis: you killed my rabbit didn?t you!
Reon: ohh you already know awesome less explaining for me
Travis grabs Reon throws him in trash
Girl: okkk? Well I?m not playing with you guys!!
Ethan walks in girl immediately checks him out then rushes over to meet him
Girl: hi I?m Cassie your new drummer.
Ethan: okkk??? (To Travis) where?d you find this 1??
Travis: Clint Eastwood?s house
Ethan: you meet Clint Eastwood and didn?t call me?!?!?!
Ethan throws Travis in bin with Reon
Ethan: ok chick you can stay just don?t feed Reon ok it?s like a common rule in the group.
Reon: I haven?t eaten since 2001 ? (crying) god I?m hungry!!!
End scene
Scene 6
The band on stage with no instruments
Ethan: I?m telling you this won?t work
Travis: well don?t blame me; Reon?s the 1 that destroyed the instruments
Reon: hey! I was just trying to make the instruments nice and clean
Cassie: that doesn?t mean you put them in a washing machine
Son Fuk Mi: N? d?i lÿi j?d? de cnku?n b?oxi?n jhu?, q?y? rngy? di?oy?ng zj? de yu?du
Reon: ?. I agree with ching chong being an air band is the best way to go
Music starts guys pretend to be playing then all of a sudden Son Fuk Mi goes all Chinese scremo Travis then beats him up and kicks him off stage after all is done the crowd goes wild
Ethan: wow they really love us
Travis: correction they love the musical genius of ACDC
Hillbilly: hey!! They weren?t playing they were mimicking ACDC
Reon: uh oh?
Goes to scene of the entire band being tied to post Cassie last to be tied up no room
Cassie: oh jeez I guess I?ll just have to lie on top of Ethan
She runs to Ethan hillbillies then grabs her and ties her to Reon
Cassie: NO!! Not him anyone but him!!
Reon: hey that?s offensive
Hillbillies then walk off leaving them there
Ethan: that?s it I quit I?m out!!!
Cassie: me too
Reon: yeah I?m only in this band because I was told I would meet women
Travis: but eth you?re our lead guitarist and if they saw you shred a solo they would love you, Cassie I?ve never seen people play drums like you and Reon ? and I?m a great bassist
Reon: god damn it stop skipping me!!!
Eth: you know what your right trav I think I will stay and I know what we should call our band
Goes to next scene a big banner saying air band Ethan looking all proud others just standing there
Reon: ?. I like boobies better
Travis: hell yeah!!!
Credits play after credits
It shows Son Fuk Mi sitting outside hillbillies come up to him
Hillbilly: what have we got here?? I think we ought to teach this Foreigner a lesson eh boys
It then shows hillbillies teaching Chinese guy how to speak English
End scene
