Barbie Dolls

SCENE 1: EXT F.B.I HEADQUATERS
FADE IN TO SEE A LARGE BUILDING. WORDS APPEAR ON THE SIDE SAYING ?F.B.I HEADQUATERS?.
SCENE 2: INT. F.B.I HEADQUATERS (CONFERENCE ROOM)
CUT TO A CONFERENCE ROOM. PEOPLE ARE SEATED ALL AROUND THE SQUARE TABLE. ONE OF THEM IS A FAT MAN PLAYING A LAPTOP AND IS INTRANCED IN IT. HIS NAME IS DOUG. A MAN IS STANDING OUT THE FRONT WITH A SLIDESHOW READY. HIS NAME IS ROBERT. HE CLEARS HIS THORAT. EVERYONE GOES SILENT.
ROBERT: NOW, YOU?RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I CALLED YOU ALL DOWN HERE TODAY. BIKIES HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS. BUT THE BIKIES I AM ABOUT TO SHOW YOU ARE THE MOST RUTHELESS SON OF A BITCHES I?VE EVER HEARD OF.
A WOMAN WALKS IN HOLDING A HUGE TRAY OF MUFFINS. SHE PUTS IT ON THE TABLE, AND EVERYONE GRABS ONE. NONE ARE LEFT. DOUG LOOKS UP, CRANKY.
DOUG: HOW COME I?VE GOT NO FRIGGIN? MUFFINS!
ROBERT: NOW NOW. PLEASE CALM DOWN. IT?S JUST A MUFFIN.
DOUG: TO YOU IT MAY BE A MUFFIN, BUT TO ME IT?S A HEART ATTACK.
ROBERT: UM? ANYWAY, WE?LL ORDER MORE IN. ANYWAY, LET?S LOOK AT THE BIKIES. THE FIRST ONE IS MICHAEL EVEANS?
DOUG: HEY! I KNOW MICHAEL EVEANS!
ROBERT: AND HE ISN?T A MUFFIN YOU NAMED?
DOUG: NO! THAT WAS CALLED BON!
ROBERT (SIGH): AND WHERE DO YOU KNOW HIM FROM?
DOUG: HE PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT WITH ME!
ROBERT: LOOK! COOL BIKIES LIKE THESE GUYS DON?T WASTE THEIR TIME PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT!
DOUG: WHAT ABOUT ME?
ROBERT: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DOUG: AM I COOL SIR?
ROBERT: UM? WHAT IF I SAID YOU WERE SPECIAL?
DOUG: YAY! I?M SPECIAL!
ROBERT: AND BY THAT I MEAN IN A REALLY IDIOT WAY?
DOUG: WHAT DOES THAT WORD MEAN?
ROBERT: WE WERE RIGHT TO CALL HIM SPECIAL. ANYWAY, TELL THIS GUY ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT WHO THINKS HE IS THE AWESOME MICHAEL TO BUGGER OFF.
DOUG: HEY! WHAT?S THE NAME OF THE BIKIE GANG?
ROBERT: ONE OF THE ONLY FEW NAMES EVERYONE WOULD THINK OF, BUT NOT BOTHER TO CHOOSE. BUT THEY CHOSE IT ALRIGHT. AND NOW THEY ARE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, BASHING SOME POOR PERSON, OR HAVING SEX LIKE THE AWESOME DUDES THEY ARE. THEIR NAME? IS THE BARBIE DOLLS.
SCENE 3: CITY ROAD
2 HOT CHICKS ARE WALKING ALONG THE PATHWAY. THEY HEAR A MOTORBIKE COMING CLOSER AND TURN. TRAVIS IS THERE, WITH A BANDANA, SUNGLASSES AND A LEATHER JACKET. HE DRIVES PAST THEM SLOWLY.
TRAVIS: HOW YOU DOIN?
THE GIRLS GIGGLE TO EACH OTHER. TRAVIS DRIVES AWAY. THE GIRLS STARE AFTER HIM. THEY THEN TO SEE AYRTON COMING TOWARDS THEM. HE IS ON A WOODEN STICK WITH A WOODEN HORSE HEAD ON THE END. HE IS RIDING IT PAST THEM AND STOPS.
AYRTON: ANYONE WANT A RIDE?
THE GIRLS TURN AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER. THEY THEN LAUGH AT AYRTON. AYRTON THINKS THEY ARE LAUGIHNG WITH HIM, AND STARTS LAUGHING. THEN HE RIDES OFF. THE GIRLS WATCH HIM RIDE OFF. A CAR THEN COMES AND SMASHES INTO HIM. HE FLIES UP IN THE AIR, AND LANDS BACK DOWN.
HOT CHICK #1: ARE YOU OKAY?
AYRTON GETS UP QUICKLY AND RIDES OFF. THE GIRLS LOOK AT EACH OTHER AGAIN. THEY THEN TURN TO SEE MICHAEL COMING TOWARDS THEM. MICHAEL IS RIDING A BICYCLE WITH TRAINING WHEELS. HE ISN?T HOLDING ONTO THE HANDLE BARS, AND IS PLAYING ON A LAPTOP. HE STOPS NEXT TO THEM AND LOOKS AT THEM.
MICHAEL (IN A SEXY WAY): DO ANY OF YOU FINE LADIES PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT?
THE GIRLS STARE AT HIM. HE SLOWLY RIDES OFF, LOOKING LIKE HIS GOING TO CRY.
CUT TO FURTHERER UP THE ROAD, WHERE TRAVIS AND AYTON ARE WAITING FOR MICHAEL. MICHAEL STOPS NEXT TO THEM.
TRAVIS: MICHAEL, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING?
MICHAEL: UM? WELL, I WENT TO VISIT THE OLD WIZARD MUMBA TO GET SOME HEALTH POTIONS TO FIGHT THE EVIL QUEEN LULLY.
TRAVIS: NO I MEAN WITH THE WOMEN! YOU HAD THE AWESOME SEXY VOICE AND EVERYTHING! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THEM?
MICHAEL: UM? DO YOU LADIES LIKE WORLD OF WAR??
TRAVIS?S FACE IS RED.
AYRTON: HEY! WHERE?S REON?
MICHAEL: WHAT? ON HIS BIKE? WHICH IS ACTUALLY MY DOG?
TRAVIS: YOU FEED IT ON IT?S WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACCOUNT!
AYRTON: WAIT? WHAT?
TRAVIS: MICHAEL MADE AN ACCOUNT FOR HIS DOG, THINKING THAT HE CAN FEED THE DOG WITH FOOD FROM THE GAME.
AYRTON: SO THAT?S WHY THE DOG WAS GNAWING OFF MY LEG?
CUT TO THE PART OF THE ROAD WITH THE 2 HOT CHICKS. THEY SEE A DOG RUN PAST, BARKING.
HOT CHICK #2: NAWW! ISN?T THAT DOG SO CUTE?
REON THEN RUNS PAST.
REON: COME HERE YOU STUPID MUTT! FUCK YOU!
CUT TO TRAVIS, MICHAEL AND AYRTON DOWN THE ROAD. THE DOG COMES UP AND BITS MICHAEL?S HEAD. MICHAEL SCREAMS AND TRIES TO GET THE DOG OFF HIS HEAD. REON THEN CATCHES UP WITH THEM.
REON: HOW IS EVERYONE THIS FINE DAY?
TRAVIS: TOOK YOUR TIME.
REON: WELL, YOU SEE THE DOG SEEMS TO LIKE MICHAEL A LOT AS YOU CAN SEE?
CUT TO MICHAEL ROLLING ON THE ROAD, TRYING TO GET THE DOG OFF HIS HEAD STILL.
CUT BACK TO REON AND TRAVIS.
TRAVIS: YEAH. YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE THE DOG LOVES MICHAEL.
AYRTON: HEY GUYS!
TRAVIS: WHAT!
AYRTON: MY HORSE NEEDS TO GO TO THE TOILET? HOW DO HORSES GO TO THE TOILET AGAIN?
TRAVIS: IT?S A GOD DAMN WODDEN HORSE!
AYRTON: DON?T HURT ITS FEELINGS.
TRAVIS: BUT IT?S A FRIGGIN? WOODEN TOY!
REON: EXCUSE ME! I THINK THIS IS REALLY WEIRD BEHAVIOUR!
TRAVIS: YES! SEE REON UNDERSTANDS WHAT I MEAN!
REON: CAN?T YOU SEE TRAVIS, THAT IT HAS FEELINGS AND IS PROBABLY REALLY SAD NOW.
TRAVIS: HOW?D I GET STUCK WITH THESE GUYS?
THE DOG FLIES OVER THEIR HEADS, AND LANDS ON THE ROAD.
REON: THE DOG?S FINE.
A TRUCK RUNS OVER THE DOG
REON: HE?S STILL FINE.
A CROW PICKS THE DEAD DOG UP AND TAKES IT AWAY.
REON: HE?S JUST GOING TO PLAY WITH SOME FRIENDS? AND THEIR NOT EATING HIM, THAT?S JUST? I GIVE UP! MICHAEL! YOU KILLED MY DOG!
REON TURNS AROUND AND SEES MICHAEL?S MUTATED FACE.