THE ART OF ROCKING OUT
SEASON 1
CHARACTERS:
Reon- Reon is a mega playboy who can?t control himself around girls. He doesn?t have a girlfriend, just one night stands. He is the groupie of the band AMP.
Ayrton- Ayrton is the bass guitarist for the band AMP. He also goes out with Jodie, which is explained, in the first episode. He and Declyan, another bass guitarist from another band, fight about who?s the best guitarist.
Zade- Zade is the lead guitarist for the band AMP, which is explained in the first episode. He is going out with Karina. Every time the band performs on stage, Zade does something really funny while doing the guitar solos.
Andrew ? Andrew is the rhythm guitarist for the band AMP. He doesn?t have anyone and Reon is teaching him the art of playboyism (made that word up). He has long hair, which is in a ponytail.
Jai - Jai is the lead singer for the band AMP. He is also a mega playboy and hangs out with Reon a lot, trying to get numbers.
Jodie - Jodie is the girlfriend of Ayrton, which is explained in episode 1.
Karina - Karina is the girlfriend of Zade.
Deanna ? Deanna is the drummer for the band AMP. Deanna doesn?t have anyone.
EPISODE 1: PILOT/ SCHOOLIES
SCENE 1: INT. CLASSROOM
SHOW STARTS OFF WITH REON AND AYRTON SITTING IN CLASS.
REON: SO, FOUND ANY NEW LEAD GUITARISTS YET?
AYRTON: NO, WE HAVEN?T FOUND ANY AFTER THAT GIG WE DID AT THAT BAR!
REON: IT WASN?T MY FAULT THE GUITAR WAS ON FIRE!
AYRTON: I KNOW IT WASN?T YOUR FALUT IT WAS ON FIRE! BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE WATER INSTEAD OF NITROS TO GET RID OF THE FIRE!
REON: WATER GETS RID OF FIRE?
AYRTON SIGHS AND SMASHES HIS HEAD ON THE TABLE.
OPENING CREDITS.
SCENE 2: INT. AUDITION ROOM
AYRTON, JAI, ANDREW AND DEANNA ARE SITTING AT A HUGE TABLE IN A HALL.
AYRTON: NEXT!
REON COMES IN.
AYRTON: REON! I TOLD YOU! YOU WON?T GET PAST THE AUDITIONS FOR THE LEAD GUITARIST!
REON: YOU WANNA BET!
AYRTON, JAI, ANDREW AND DEANNA PUT ON EARMUFFS AND SAFETY GLASSES.
AYRTON: (SIGH) GO AHEAD
REON PICKS UP THE ELECTRIC GUITAR AND PLAYS IT RANDOMLY. ONE OF THE GUITAR STREAMS SNAPS AND WHACKS REON IN THE EYE. BLOOD POURS OUT. REON SCREAMS.
AYRTON: NEXT!
REON: BUT MY FRIGGIN? EYE IS BLEEDING!
AYRTON: I SAID GOD DAMMIT NEXT!
REON LIES ON THE FLOOR, HOLDING HIS EYE. ZADE WALKS IN AND PICKS UP THE ELECTRIC GUITAR. HE KICKS REON OFF THE STAGE. THEN HE PLAYS EXCELLENTLY.
JAI: I THINK WE FOUND OURSELVES A NEW LEAD GUITARIST!
ZADE: YER!
REON: HOLY SHIT! WE?VE GOT PRAC COOKERY NEXT! WE?D BETTER HURRY!
SCNE 3: INT. CLASSROOM KITCHEN
THE WHOLE CAST IS IN A HUGE KITCHEN, WITH ALL OF THEM INDIVUDUALLY MAKING CAKES.
CAMERA CUTS TO REON MAKING HIS CAKE
REON: UM, MISS?
TEACHER: YES.
REON: MY CAKES A BIT RUNNY.
THE ICING OF THE CAKE IS RUNING OVER THE SIDES AND NOT STAYING ON THE TOP.
TEACHER: OKAY REON! I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO TO GET IT A LOT THICKER. FLOUR OF MILK?
REON: HM? MILK!
REON GRABS THE MILK CARTON AND DRAINS ALL THE MILK OUT OF IT. THE ICING GETS RUNNIER. THE TEACHER THROWS THE CAKE ON THE FLOOR AND STAMPS ON IT.
TEACHER: GO DAMMIT REON! YOU ADD FLOUR!
REON: (SMILING) OH YEAH! HA! THANKS MISS!
REON WALKS OFF. THE TEACHER TRIES TO MOVE, BUT SHE?S STUCK. THE CAKE HAS HER STUCK.
TEACHER: REON! THE CAKE HAS ME GLUED TO THE SPOT! REON!
CAMERA CUTS TO DEANNA, JODIE AND AYRTON MAKING THEIR CAKES
AYRTON: LOOKS LIKE REON HAS BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE CLASS AGAIN!
JODIE: AT LEAST IT?S NOT AS BAD AS WHEN HE PUT THE WHOLE CLASSROOM ON FIRE.
AYRTON: WELL, IF HE DIDN?T TRY AND USE NITROS TO GET RID OF FIRE, HE?D PROBABLY BE OKAY!
AYRTON: HEY, DEANNA, CAN I BORROW SOME OF YOUR LOLLIES FOR DECORATION. UM? DEANNA?
DEANNA SHOWS AN EMPTY PACKET OF LOLLIES.
AYRTON: OH GOD? UM, YEAH, ANYWAY, WE?VE GOT A NEW LEAD GUITARIST!
JODIE: WHO IS HE?
AYRTON: ZADE I THINK
JODIE AND DEANNA COUGH. DEANNA COUGHS OUT TEN LOLLIES.
DEANNA: ZADE! I CAN?T BELIEVE YOU!
JODIE: THERE HE IS!
THEY LOOK OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM, WHERE ZADE AND KARINA ARE COOKING THEIR CAKES.
DEANNA: YEAH, HE?S GOING OUT WITH KARINA NOW.
AYRTON: OKAY. UM? DEANNA, CAN I BORROW SOME OF YOUR EGGS?
DEANNA GROWL AND EATS THE EGGS WHOLE.
AYRTON: OH GOD!
CAMERA CUTS TO ZADE AND KARINA MAKING THEIR CAKES
ZADE: MAN, I SO WANT TO BASH THAT RETARDED REON KID!
KARIN: LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE?S NOT THAT RETARDED!
ZADE AND KARINA LOOK AT THE FAN ABOVE THEM. REON IS TIED UP BY THE LEG TO THE FAN.
THE FAN IS SPINNING.
KARINA: OKAY? MAYBE A LITTLE
REON: UM GUYS! COULD SOMEONE GET ME DOWN! MISS!
THE TEACHER WALKS PAST THEM
TEACHER: FUCK OFF!
SHE THEN WALKS OFF
REON: UM? THANKS MISS!
THE FAN BRAKES. REON FALLS ON ZADE?S CAKE
ZADE: NO!
REON: WOW! LUCKY THIS CRAP CAKE WAS HERE OR? UM, HI ZADE!
ZADE PUNCHES REON IN THE HEAD. REON FALLS OFF THE TABLE. REON THEN GETS UP AND WALKS OFF.
CAMERA CHANGES TO JAI AND ANDREW TALKING. REON COMES UP TO THEM
ANDREW: SO? I SAY ?HOW YOU DOIN? AND SHE REPLIES?
JAI: WITH SEX! THAT?S HOW SIMPLE IT IS!
ANDREW: I DON?T KNOW. ARE YOU SURE PLAYBOYYISM IS A WORD?
REON: COMPLETELY!
ANDREW: HOLY SHIT! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!
REON: WELL, A LONG STORY SHORT? ZADE, YOU KNOW, BLEW UP HIS CAKE. TYPICAL! CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM?
JAI: ARE YOU SURE? I THINK I WAS WATCHING YOU AND SAW SOMETHING ELSE.
REON: FINE! THE TEACHER DESTROYED MY CAKE!
JAI: REON!
REON: OKAY! SO I MAY HAVE ADDED A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH MILK!
ANDREW: A LITTLE BIT! YOU ADDED THE WHOLE CARTON!
REON: STOP RUBBING IT IN!
JAI: OI! REON! GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT!
REON: MORE PROSTITUTES?
JAI: REON! NO! I GOT A GIG AT THE SCHOOLIES!
REON: SCHOOLIES?
JAI: AT THE END OF GRADE 12, YOU GO TO A HOTEL FOR A WEEK AND PARTY OUT WITH TEENAGERS!
REON: I DON?T KNOW. THIS SOUNDS AWFULLY SUSPICOUS.
JAI: HOW?
REON: IT?S LIKE THAT MOVIE ?THE SHINNIG?. YOU KNOW, WE?RE STUCK IN A HOUSE. ONE OF US GOES MAD.
ANDREW: I DON?T SEE HOW IT WILL END UP LIKE THAT!
REON: FINE! MAYBE NOT THAT MOVIE! BUT WHAT ABOUT? JURRASIC PARK!
JAI: JURRASIC PARK?
REON: YOU HAVEN?T SEEN GIRLS WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING!
JAI: MAYBE WE?LL GET ANOTHER ROOM FOR THE BOYS
REON: GOOD THINKNIG! ANYWAY, I?D BETTER HELP OUT AYRTON WITH HIS CAKE!
JAI: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
REON: YOU?RE RIGHT! I?LL GO HELP THE TEACHER!
ANDREW: OH SHIT!
REON (OOV): HEY MISS! NEED SOME HELP!
TEACHER (OOV): DON?T TOUCH THAT CAKE!
REON (OOV): MISS! IT NEEDS MORE MILK!
TEACHER (OOV): NO REON! NO!
THERE IS A BIG EXPLOSION. REON COMES BACK ON CAMERA
JAI: YOU ADD FLOUR REON!
REON: HEH! WHAT YA KNOW! THANKS JAI!
REON WALKS OFF. THE TEACHER COMES INTO VIEW. SHE IS DREHCED IN MILK.
TEACHER: WE?RD REON GO!
ANDREW: HE?S LOOKING OUT THAT WINDOW.
THE TEACHER WALKS OVER TO REON LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW. SHE KICKS HIM OUT THE WINDOW. SHE THEN LAUGHS.
TEACHER: FINALLY! I?VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR 5 YEARS! FINALLY!
AD BREAK
SCEN 4: EXT. HUGE HALL
THE HALL IS SET UP FOR A PARTY WITH TABLES EVERYWHERE AND BALLONS. THERE ARE TONS OF TEENAGERS OUT THE FRONT DRESSED UP IN TUXEDOS AND DRESSES.THEY TURN AROUND TO SEE A LIMO DRIVING FULL SPEED IN THE CAR PARK. THE LIMO DOES WHEELIES AND DOGHNUTS, UNTIL FINALLY STOPPING OUTSIDE THE ENTRANCE TO THE HALL. REON GETS OUT FIRST.
REON: FIRST CLASS ENTRANCE!
DEANNA THEN GETS OUT
DEANNA: I FEEL SICK! WHY?D YOU ASK EVIL KENEVIL TO DRIVE US!
REON: IT WAS EITHER HIM OR PARIS HILTON. AND I DON?T THINK I WANT TO TRUST HER IN A CAR!
JAI AND ANDREW THEN GETS OUT OF THE LIMO
ANDREW: SO I TOUCH THEIR BUTT?
JAI: AND STARE INTO THEIR EYES!
ANDREW: OKAY? THIS BETTER WORK!
JAI: IT WILL!
AYRTON AND JODIE THEN GET OUT OF THE CAR.
AYRTON: WOW! ISN?T THIS EXCITING! WE?VE FINSHED HIGH SCHOOL!
JODIE: YEAH! I KNOW! EVERYTHING?S GONE SO FAST!
AYTON: JODIE! I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK YOU!
JODIE: YES?
?YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG? STARTS PLAYING. AYRTON TURNS AROUND TO SEE REON WITH A STEREO BOX.
AYRTON: REON!
REON TURNS IT OFF.
AYRTON: WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?
JODIE: YES!
THEY HUG.REON COMES UP AND TURNS THE STEREO BOX ON AGAIN. AYRTON PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE. ZADE AND KARINA THEN EXIT THE LIMO. THE LIMO DRIVES OFF.
KARINA: YES! WE?VE FINISHED GRADE 12!
ZADE: YEAH I KNOW! I DIDN?T EVEN PASS GRADE 12 AND I?M HERE!
KARINA: WHAT?
ZADE: I HAVEN?T PASSED SCHOOL SINCE KIDINGARTEN!
KARINA: SO YOU?RE ACTUALLY STILL IN GRADE 1?
ZADE: YEP!
KARINA SLAMS HER HEAD AGAINST A POST.
SCENE 5: INT. HUGE HALL
THE CAST ENTERS THE HUGE HALL. EVERYONE IS DANCING TO SLOW MUSIC. ZADE AND KARINA GO DANCE TOGETHER. AYRTON AND JODIE GO DANCE AS WELL. JAI, REON AND ANDREW GO OVER TO A GROUP OF GIRLS. DEANNA SITS DOWN AT A TABLE BY HERSELF. THEN A TEENAGER COMES UP TO HER.
TEENAGER: WILL YOU TAKE THIS DANCE WITH ME?
DEANNA: ARE YOU SERIOUS? SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO DANCE WITH ME?
TEENAGER: NO, I WASN?T SERIOUS! GO DIE SOMEHWERE!
THE TEENAGER WALKS OFF. DEANNA SLAMS HER HEAD ON THE DESK. SHE THEN GETS KNOCKED OUT.
CAMERA VIEW CHANGES TO JAI, ANDREW AND REON TALKING TO A HOT GROUP OF GIRLS. ANDREW WALKS UP TO ONE OF THEM AND TOUCHES THEIR BUTT, WHILE LOOKING INTO THEIR EYES. THE GIRL SLAPS HIM AND WALKS OFF.
ANDREW: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT WOULD WORK?
JAI: YOU?RE COMING OFF TO SCARY! WATCH THIS!
JAI WALKS OVER TO A GIRL AND TOUCHES HER BUTT. HE THEN TAKES HER INTO THE TOILETS.
ANDREW (SARCASTICALLY): OH YEAH! I REALLY SEE HOW YOU DO IT NOW!
REON: REALLY?
ANDREW: NO! THAT?S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING!
REON: LIKE JAI SAID, YOU?RE COMING OFF TOO SCARY!
CAMERA CUTS TO SEE REON RUNNING INTO THE CROWD AND TOUCHING SOMEONE?S BUTT. IT?S ACTUALLY A GUY?S. REON IS THEN PUNCHED AND FALLS ON THE GROUND.
CAMERA CUTS TO AYRTON AND JODIE DANCING TO SOFT SLOW MUSIC.
JODIE: UM, THIS MAY SOUND WEIRD, BUT? THERE?S SOMETHING GOING UP MY VAGINA.
JODIE STEPS BACK. AYRTON HAS A HUGE BONER. IT IS VIBRATING.
AYRTON: I?LL BE RIGHT BACK!
CAMERA CUTS TO REON SITTING NEXT TO DEANNA. AYRTON COMES OVER. THE OTHER TWO ARE STARING AT AYRTON?S HUGE BONER.
AYRTON: DON?T SAY ANYTHING!
REON: ANYWAY? WHERE WAS I?
DEANNA: YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ATTRACTIVINESS
REON: THAT?S RIGHT! YOU MAY NOT BE ATTRACTIVE NOW! BUT THINK, YOU?RE GONNA BE IN THE HOTTEST BAND AROUND! EVERYONE WILL LOVE YOU!
DEANNA: YOU?RE JUST SAYING THAT!
REON: NO I?M NOT! AND IT?S NOT BECAUSE I?M A GROUPIE THAT WANTS TO FUCK YOU!
AYRTON: WRONG CHOICE OF WORDS!
REON: OH! WELL, I?M NOT JUST TRYING TO UM? KEEP YOU IN THE BAND! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS IN LIFE!
DEANNA: YOU SOUND LIKE MY FATHER!
REON: THAT?S BECAUSE I AM YOUR FATHER!
DEANNA: WHAT?
REON: NOTHING! NOTHING! FORGET WHAT YOU JUST HEARD!
AYRTON: (SICKLY) I DON?T THINK I?LL EVER BE ABLE TO GET OVER THAT ONE! WHERE?S THE TOILETS?
AYRTON GETS UP HOLDING HIS STOMACH AND RUNS OFF.
CAMERA CUTS TO ZADE AND KARINA DANCING.
KARINA: OH! THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS PICTURED GRADUATION!
ZADE: WHAT! REON ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING A GUY?S BUTT AND GETTING KNOCKED OUT, AYRTON GETTING A HUGE BONER, DEANNA GETTING REJECTED, ANDREW BEING THE IDIOT THAT HE IS, AND JAI HAVING SEX IN THE BATHROOM WITH A WOMAN.
KARINA: I MEANT US!
ZADE: OH! WELL, THEN YEAH, EVERYTHING?S PERFECT!
ZADE IS ABOUT TO KISS KARINA, WHEN REON INTTERUPTS.
REON: HEY GUYS! DOES ANYONE HAVE SOME CONDOMS? MINE GOT EATEN BY THAT DOG!
CAMERA CUTS TO A DOG SITTING DOWN IN THE HALL. HEAR FARTING NOISES. A HUGE PLASTIC BULLBLE COMES OUT IT?S BUM.
CAMERA CUTS BACK TO ZADE, REON AND KARINA.
