Episode2 Grannies in panties
Scene 1
The group standing on the set of the breakfast show
Reon: man I love this show
Michael: ha-ha u love a show
The group stares at Michael
2 minutes later Michael is in bin
Travis: sooo anyway how are we doing in the ratings?
Jodie pulls a newspaper out
Jodie: were 2nd!
Reon: not good enough! Who?s 1st?
Jodie: umm ?grannies in panties?
Travis: 1 question?
Jodie what?s that?
Travis: where the fuck did u get that newspaper?
Jodie: well you see?..
Reon (interrupting): we have to destroy this ?grannies in panties? show so we can be 1st in the ratings and then we shall rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
Group stares at Reon
1 minute later Reons in the bin with Michael
Michael (in bin): this is great now I can tell you all about this time on WOW when ??
Reon (in bin): God help me!
End of scene
Scene 2
Travis, Jess, Ayrton and Jodie on grannies in panties set
Travis: they don?t look so big
Grandmas in nothing but panties walking around the set
Ayrton: that is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen!
Jodie: why would people watch this??????
Reon and Michael walk up
Reon: oh my god am I in heaven?!?!?!?!
Group stares at Reon
1 minute later Reons tied up and gagged
Jodie: now you stay here and be a good little Reon!
Grandmas start crowding around Reon like sexual predators
Reon starts screaming whilst gagged
Jess: Ayrton can I talk to you?
Jodie: ohhh you?re in!!!
Travis: umm Jodie he?s your boyfriend?!?!?
Jodie: he is??? Back off bitch he?s mine!!!!!!
Michael, Travis and Ayrton all start staring at Jodie scared shitless
Jess: okkk anyway, I want out of my contract!
Ayrton: contract!?!?
Cue flashback of Ayrton being beat up by SEU kids they steal he?s wallet and Jess? contract
Ayrton: holy crap! ??? those kids have my shit!
Jess: huh? What kids? What shit!?
Ayrton umm got to go!
Runs past Reon and a midget the midgets having a smoke and is butt naked
Midget: don?t worry you?ll feel your legs in 2 hours.
End of scene
Scene 3
Travis and Michael walk up to one of the grannies
Travis: hey grannies wanna fight?????
Michael: umm I don?t think this is a good idea!
Travis: shut up Michael!!!!!
Granny elbows Travis he?s knocked unconscious the granny then goes after Michael
Michael: no please!!!!
10 seconds later Michael is strung above a fire like a pork roast
Zooms out zooms in to group in hospital Travis and Reon in beds
Doctor: your friend has suffered major head trauma and is in what we call a vegetable state these machines are keeping him alive.
Ayrton: Okay doc pull the plug.
Michael: yes kill that bitch!!!!!
Travis raises his middle finger
Doctor: weird he shouldn?t even be able move?!?!?
Jodie: umm doc if that?s what?s wrong with Travis what?s wrong with Reon?
Doctor: oh he said he was tired, needed to lie down.
Reon (talking in his sleep): no keep that goat away from me u stupid midget my ass hurts to much already!!!!
Group all stare at Reon
Doctor: that?s seriously fucked up!
End of scene
Scene 4
Jess and Ayrton standing in a room talking
Ayrton: good news jess I found those kids that stole my shit
Jess: kids??
Ayrton: for god sake jess weren?t u watching my flashback!!
Jess: ok, ok. So you get my contract back?
Ayrton: um not exactly
Jess: what!!!!!! Did you at least get your money back?
Ayrton: no not really.
Jess: then what happened?!?!?!
Cue flashback of Ayrton being beaten up by SEU kids?? again!
Jess: you are hopeless!
Ayrton: that?s what they tell me.
Jess: what who tells you?
Ayrton: the little leprechauns that tells me to burn stuff
Travis runs in covered in ash
Travis: anyone know why my beds on fire? , And my sofa? , And my dog? , And Reon?
Jess staring at Ayrton backs away slowly.
Zooms out zooms in on Deanna in full Rambo gear
Deanna: today I should be able to make it to the weather room before they get me.
Deanna crawls into a vent
3 minutes later security guards are hitting the vents with brooms
Deanna: mwhahah you will never catch me
Deanna gets stuck
Deanna: uh oh
Guards start bashing 1 spot on the vents, hear muffled screams of pain
End of scene
Scene 5
Opening credits play for the breakfast show. Reon and Travis (Travis still in a coma) sitting at a desk
Reon: welcome to the breakfast show I?m Reon and this is Travis say hi trav.
Travis still in a coma is all quiet
Reon: ok Travis u don?t have to be an asshole about it! , Jesus I just said say hi you anti social bastard!
Travis flat lines
Reon: umm is that supposed to happen??
It quickly changes to the sports no-ones there
Michael: hi jess isn?t here today so ill be filling in first up the broncos lost this is boring let?s talk about WOW!
Ayrton: oh god no!!
It changes to the weather just as Jodies about to speak Deanna falls on her.
Jodie: oh no you didn?t!
Epic matrix battle starts between Jodie and Deanna. Changes back to anchor room Travis being defibrillated Reon being tied down because he tried to steal the ambulance
Ayrton: go to an ad!
An ad for granny panties plays
Advertiser: granny panties you will look so good even I will want you!
Advertiser throws up and starts to cry
End of scene
Scene 6
It comes back to the anchor room Reon is tied up ? again and Travis is finally out of his coma
Travis: welcome back I?m Travis and I just came out of a coma, also I just ate some weird mushrooms! Now here is Jodie with the weather!
Goes to Deanna and Jodie hugging both drunk
Deanna (drunk): you know what?s cool about you Deanna?
Jodie (drunk): umm I think your Deanna?!?!?
Deanna (drunk): no way!
Jodie (drunk): you know what we should do?
Deanna (drunk): no what?
Jodie (drunk): we should sing!
Deanna (drunk): defiantly!
They both start singing I touch myself, it goes back to anchor room Travis sitting there naked freaked out.
Travis: freaks! Now here?s Reon with sex advice!
Goes to Reon still tied up
Reon: thanks Travis now the main goal in sex is to ?
Travis interrupts Reon he is still but naked
Travis: ohh that looks like all the time we have, so from all of us here have a good day and ?????..
Travis trails off
Travis: holy shit is that a unicorn?!?!?!?
End credits for the breakfast show play
