Episode 2 the girl
Scene 1 Reon and Travis sitting around playing Sims
Reon: hey Travis let me ask where do, you see yourself in 20 years
Travis: well I?ll be having sex with Megan fox and you?ll be in prison giving
big bob a bulumpikn
Reon: ? you do realise shell be like 50
Travis: well?. Shut up your giving big bob a bulumpkin
Reon: god damn it trabby stop saying bulumpkin
Travis: nevier
Travis rummaging through Reons fridge
Reon: jeez trabby help yourself
Travis: ? I thought I already did??
Zooms in on shot of Reon
Reon: but seriously what if it?s like I don?t know Sims and we get a family and a house and kids you know a perfect life ?..Travis stop killing the sim
kids
Opening song: Justin beiber bad reaction to it
Reon and Travis all dressed up
Travis: ok Reon tonight my dates coming over and everything has to be
perfect I?ve even looked up professional dating advice
Reon: Google?
Travis: ? yes
Reon: damn it Travis what ever happened to your old girlfriend
Travis: I don?t know, you remember that awesome date we had
Goes to a flashback of date Reon and Travis versing girl on Xbox Reon and Travis keep teaming up on her, Travis acting nicer to Reon then her. He goes to hit Reon in the arm misses and hits girl. It then goes to them eating dinner which consists of chips and soft drink Travis feeding Reon.
They then are sitting at computer watching a movie from red tube.
Reon: nup that was an excellent date why?d she end up dumping you
Travis: she said I was too in the closet
Reon: I don?t know what she means by that you were in the lounge room
the whole time not the cupboard ? except during hide and seek
Travis: but this time will be different!
The doorbell rings Reon answers it in a transvestite costume
Reon: hello madam, come in madam, madam madam
She sits down with travis reon comes out with a plate with carrots starts
sucking them suggestively Travis then pulls him off to the side
Travis: Jesus Reon where did you learn to be a waiter
Reon: a certified waiting school
Travis: redtube?
Reon: no! ?. It was porn tube ? I think?
Travis: that it Reon your out
Travis goes sits back down then a guy burst through the door
Travis: can?t I get 5 minutes of privacy; fine well have to have a 3 way then!!
Guy: ok, I dibs front!
Girl: what!!
Guy: fine, what are you doing with my wife!!
Travis holding a biology book
Travis: planning this 3 way but I?m afraid there?s no way we both can get the same end result
Guy: that?s it you?re dead!!
Girl: wait honey this is one of my patients he called me here for an emergency therapy session
Travis: and to watch Dear John.
Guy: that?s it you?re a dead man!!!
Guy chases Travis out of house girl then follows
Reon walks out
Reon: oh god I?m all alone, I can never get over this betray? ohh paused game!!!
Goes to the boys still listening to Justin Beiber
Reon: call me crazy but this is starting to sound really good!
Travis: oh dear god!
End
