Mr. Casey Franklin Mr. Ted Bojangles Mrs. Janice Franklin Mrs. Kristy Bojangles Cassie Metlock Laura Bojangles Nick Duberry
Ty Bojangles Rebbie Roach
Skye Bojangles
Vivian Bojangles
Daisy Bojangles
Mandy Bojangles
Maddie Bojangles
Act One Scene One
Ted- Kristy, Get in here you worthless woman!
Kristy- I wasn?t worthless when you married me or when I had 7 of your kids you old
hag!
Ted- We got 7 kids???!
Kristy- ?Yes
Ted- Well dang woman! Don?t you know how to keep your legs closed?!
Kristy- With you, Yes... Now what you called me for?
Ted- Oh! Fix me something to eat
Kristy- Who I look like?, Martha Stewart
Ted- No, you look more like Stuart Little
Kristy- You know what!
(Laura enters)
Laura- Hey mom, Hey dad. Arguing again?
Kristy- Laura, How many times do I have to tell you not to sneak up on us like that?
Laura- I?m sorry. I heard something about fixing something to eat and I?m hungry
Kristy- Laura you?re 17 years old you can cook for yourself
Ted- You know your mama is worthless. She have 7 children and too lazy to cook.
Kristy- Maybe. Because I actually work for a living
Ted- What?s that suppose to mean? I have a job.
Kristy- Mowing lawns is not considered a job. It?s a chore.
(Vivian enters)
Vivian- Mom, dad. Just get a divorce
Ted- Vivian, just get a mortgage and move out!
Vivian- I?m only 13
Ted- Good, then you?ve reached puberty
Kristy- Ted! Shut your trap
(Ty enters)
Ty- Can all of you shut your trap! I can?t get any sleep!
Kristy- Don?t you have school or something?? All of you
Laura- Yea in about 30 minutes
Kristy- (To Laura) Then why aren?t your little sisters up yet? You?re the oldest. You
know you?re suppose to have them ready
Laura- Why can?t you? You?re the mom
Kristy- What did you say!
Laura- I said, that?s what I?m about to do mom
Kristy- I thought that?s what you said
(Laura exits)
Ted- Now Kristy, you know it?s against the law to host wild animals in the house
Kristy- Our kids aren?t that bad
Ted- I was talking about you!
(Ty and Vivian laughs)
Kristy- Excuse me
Ted- I mean seriously we should put you in a cage or something!
Kristy- A cage would be better than living with you
Ted- Of course it will, you?ll be with species like you
(Ty and Vivian laughs)
Kristy- You have one more time
Ted- And what you?re gonna do!
Kristy- You want to find out!
Ty- All we need is some popcorn
Vivian- I know this is better than Monday Night Raw
Ty- Better than Hollifield vs. Ali
Kristy-(To Ty and Vivian) Are you two done?
Ty- Don?t stop now, it was really entertaining
Ted- Only entertainment your mom can do is a 4 ring circus
(Vivian and Ty laugh)
Kristy-(To Ty and Vivian) Don?t you two have something you should be doing?
Ty-(Looks at Vivian who is smiling than turns to look at Kristy) Yeah and we?re doing it
Kristy- Go get dressed for school before I send you both to an orphanage!
(Ty and Vivian laugh and then exit)
Ted- Woman! Are you gonna cook??
Kristy- Are you gonna stop being a jerk and actually be a husband
Ted-(thinks) No
Kristy- Then, there you have my answer
Ted- Give me one good reason why I shouldn?t pack your things right now
Kristy- Because I?m the one who pay the bills!!
Ted- (thinks) Okay give me another good reason
Kristy- Because you don?t want me to kill you!
Ted- (rudely) I?m already dead
(Kristy smacks her lips. Laura, Skye, Daisy, Mandy, Maddie, Ty, and Vivian enters)
Laura- Okay, they?re ready
Kristy- Alright, have a good day.
Ted- Yeah, Bye Laura, Ty, Skye, Vivian, Stacy, Kandie, Haddie
Daisy- Dad, my name is Daisy
Mandy- Mandy!
Maddie- And Maddie
Ted- Well ya?ll the new ones I?m still getting use to yall.
Kristy- Hurry, for ya?ll miss the bus. Don?t do drugs!!
Ted- And don?t get pregnant!.....Why you?re looking at me like that woman??!
Kristy- How could you not know your daughters? names?
Ted- I?m old. You ought to be glad I remember your name
Kristy- I thought you were young and hip
Ted- Speaking of hips. Yours is wider than the Amazon River
Kristy- And so is your big mouth!!
Ted- You better be careful woman!
Kristy- Or What!
(Casey and Janice enters)
Casey- Hello, neighbors!
Janice- How ya?ll two lovebirds doing?
Ted- (To Kristy) Didn?t I tell you to lock the doors. You know people just walk in your
house in this neighborhood. (To Janice and Casey) Do you chipmunks ever knock! It?s
early in the morning!
(Janice and Casey look at each other confusingly)
Kristy- Shut up, fool! Hey Casey and Janice. Come on in!
Ted- They already in you idiot!
Janice- (laughs) that?s why I love coming over here ya?ll are so funny!
Casey- Yes they are
Kristy- Well you know Ted, he?s always joking (giggles)
Ted- (rudely) No I wasn?t? They saw their way in so they can see their way out!
Casey make sure you take your orangutan looking wife with you!
(Casey and Janice laugh)
Casey- I love you, Ted. You?re the best!
Ted- Well, I hate you Casey. You?re the worst!
Kristy- Ted, be nice
Ted- I hate you too! And honestly I don?t know who I hate more
(Casey and Janice laughs)
Kristy- Yes, I?m sure that?s why you married me and had 7 kids with me
Ted- I married you because it was either that or go to jail for beating the crap out of you!
And if I would?ve known you were so fertile we wouldn?t have this many kids!
(Casey and Janice laughs. Kristy rolls her eyes)
Janice- Ted, you say the funniest things
Casey- You sure do. You could be a comedian.
Kristy- Ted, you should really start taking your medication. You?re having your fits again
Ted- And you should just get fit again!
Kristy- How about I fit my fist up your hairy little?.
Janice- Whoa, love birds not so much hostility!
Ted- Seriously, why are you two here! Do you need something? Some toilet paper,
ketchup, restraining order?
Casey- We just came to see our friends
Ted- Well you saw us. Goodbye!
Kristy- How did I stay married to you for 20 years, when all you do is elevate my blood
pressure?!!!
Ted- Well is not like anyone else wanted to marry you.
Janice- Ooh this is getting good
Casey-I know this is why I?m not wasting money on cable
Kristy- Oh please! I bet more men wanted to marry me than women wanted to marry
you!
Ted- Ha!
Janice- This is better than Jerry Springer!
Casey- It?s better than those reality tv shows we watch at your sister house
Ted- Seriously, why are you coons here! Go to your house!!
(Janice and Casey laugh)
Casey- You don?t mean that
Ted- Wanna bet?
Janice- Ohhhh, I get it the love birds want to be alone. Come on, Casey
Casey- Bye guys!
Kristy- Bye Casey and Janice
Janice- Ted?
Ted- See ya
Casey- We?ll be back later
Ted- Well we wont be here
Kristy- Ted! Bye ya?ll have a good day?..(Casey and Janice exit) Why are you so mean
to them?
Ted- Why are you so nice to them? And why are you surprised, I?m mean to you! My
wife is suppose to be mean just like me. It?s in the constitution and the Bill of Rights.
Kristy- What school did you go to???
Ted- The same school your mama went to
Kristy- How many times do I have to tell you to stop talking about my mother like
that???!
Ted- You can tell me 50 million times. I?m still going to speak my mind?
Kristy- I don?t say anything about your mother who mustache is thicker than your
fathers!!
Ted- Woman, Don?t make me slap you!
Kristy- Try It! And I?ll bet I?ll destroy all your playboy magazines!
Ted- You?re not that crazy. Because then I?ll beat the life out of you
Kristy- Is that a threat??
Ted- Threat, Promise, Warning. Call it what you want I mean what I say!
Kristy- Oooh I?m so scared of you with your bad back and arthritis
Ted- At least I?m not going through menopause!! And by the way, my back is quite good
thankyou
Kristy- Ha!
(Awkward silence)
Ted- Are you going to fix me something to eat?
Kristy- Sure, I?m going to fix enough for the kids too when they get home
Ted- Forget them, they eat at school!
Kristy- Ted!!!! That?s just selfish
Ted- Ooh fish that sounds nice. Yeah I?ll love some fish for my self.
Kristy- Ugh, heaven help me
End of Act One Scene One
Act One Scene Two
Laura- Hey mom and dad!
Ty- Something smells good!
Skye- Sure does!
Ted- Wait, it?s only 3 of you. Where?s Vivian, Tracy, Sandy, and Pattie.
Ty- Um, dad we?re in high school, we get out before them and it?s Daisy, Mandy, and
Maddie. Dang, dad Do you have Alzheimer Disease?
Ted- I?m too young to have that boy.
Skye- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where?s the food?
Laura- In the kitchen, duh. Let?s Go!
Kristy- Wait, didn?t you get your report cards today?
Laura- I got straight A?s as usual
Skye- Me too
Kristy- That?s wonderful! I?m so proud of you.
(Skye and Laura smile)
Ted- You nerds! I mean you?ll never get a guy being that smart.
Kristy- Ted!!!..Good job girls. Now go eat dinner.
(Ty begans to walk away slowly)
Kristy- Hold it, What did you get Ty?
Ty- 4 F?s and 3 D?s
Ted- That?s my boy (Hi-5 him)
Kristy- Ted! Are you serious? 4 F?s and 3 D?s is not acceptable!
Ted- That means he?s a man. He needs to worry about girls not school
Ty- Thank you dad (Hi 5?s him)
Kristy- No, that means he?s grounded! No cell phone and no girls for 2 weeks
Ty- Dad!
Ted- Boy just go eat dinner before it gets cold. Arguing with your mom is like arguing
with a parked car!
Kristy- I can?t believe you sometimes. You?re a bad influence. All you have is one son
and what you want him to cut grass like you!
Ted- Woman, don?t test me right now.
(Vivian and Daisy enters)
Vivian- Hey mom and dad.
Daisy- Hey. Ooh something smells good!
Ted- Wait, where?s Randy and Nattie
Daisy- We?re in junior high, we get out before them
Vivian- Yea, and dad it?s Mandy and Maddie
Ted- Who is that?
Daisy- The twins. Your daughters
Ted- Oh, well just get in there and eat before your sisters and brother eat it all. And save
some for Andy and Addie.
(They look confused)
Kristy- Don?t worry eventually he?ll run out of letters and get it right
(Cassie enters)
Cassie Metlock- Hey is Laura and Skye here?
Ted- Do anybody knock in this neighborhood? Kristy how many times do I have to say
lock the door?!
Laura- Hey Cassie
Skye- What?s up
Cassie- Nothing much, just came over to hang out with you guys. Want to go to the mall?
Laura- Mom can I go?
Kristy- Sure, my straight A daughters
Skye- Yes! Be back later!
Cassie- Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Bojangles
Kristy- Bye sweetie
(Cassie, Skye and Laura exit)
Ted- Now lock the door woman!
Kristy- Okay (moves toward the door and then Nick enters)
Nick Duberry- What?s up Mrs. Bojangles?.Mr. Bojangles. Is Ty here? We?re suppose to
play video games after school
Ted- Well he does live here
Kristy- Shutup, Ted. Ty is grounded Nick. I?m sorry.
Ty- Mom, dad talk to your woman! It?s just video games. All she said was no cell phone
and girls
Ted- He got you there
Kristy- Fine, but only 1 hour
Nick- Thanks, Mrs. Bojangles
Ted- Now hurry up for someone else walk in (Kristy starts back at the door and before
she closes it Rebbie barges in)
Rebbie- Hey Mr and Mrs. Bojangles. Where?s Vivian and Daisy?
Kristy- They probably went to their room. They should be done eating
Rebbie- Alright, Thanks.
Ted- Now lock the door!
Kristy- Alright Ted (Kristy locks the door)
Ted- Next, Casey and Janice gone walk in! People are rude around here.
Kristy- Ted, you really need to relax.
Ted- How could I with all these people here? It?s overcrowded!!
(Knock, Knock)
Ted- Oh lord, who is that now?? Let me get it so I can get rid of them (opens door) Sorry
we don?t want any girl scout cookies (slams door)
Kristy- Ted, that?s Mandy and Maddie!
Ted- Who?
Kristy- The twins, our daughters
Ted- Oops! (opens door) Why you didn?t tell me you two live here?
Maddie- Because you slam the door in our faces! (Maddie and Mandy enters)
Ted- Good point, Mandy. See I said it right that time.
Maddie- Yes, but I?m Maddie.
Mandy- I?m Mandy
Ted- What?s the difference between you two?
Maddie- Dad, we?re not identical.
Ted- But I thought you were twins?
Kristy- Girls, go warm up your dinner in the kitchen
Ted- Wow, how old are they?
Kristy- 9. Ted you?re scaring me.
Nick- Well, I?m about to be out Mr. and Mrs.Bojangles. I?ll catch you later Ty.
Ty- Ight son
Ted-Son?
Kristy- Bye Nick
Nick- Later shawty, Oh Mrs. Bojangles in about 4 years, holla at ya boy (winks at Kristy)
Kristy- (laughs) I will definitely holla
Ted- In 4 years she?ll look worse than what she do now
Kristy- Shutup Ted!
Nick- Ight, holla Mr.B (holds his hand out to Ted but Ted ignores him)
Ted- Where does that kid come from?
Kristy- Its slang you old coop!
Ted- I?m younger than you
Kristy- Oh you wish!
(Knock, Knock)
Ted- Can we not have company for a few minutes?! Don?t tell me we have more kids
who live here!
Kristy- Ted, read a book or watch some tv
(Opens the door and Casey and Janice enters)
Kristy- Oh, hi Casey and Janice you?re back
Ted- I?ll be in the room
Kristy- Ted!
Vivian- Hey Mr. and Mrs. Franklin
Daisy- Hi
Rebbie- Sup
Janice- Hey girls, Aww you get bigger everytime I come over
Vivian- But you?re here everyday
Kristy- Vivian!
Rebbie- Well, I?m about to go home now. See you later, Vivian..Daisy
Vivian and Daisy- Bye!
Daisy- (looks around)Where?s dad?
Kristy- In the room.
Vivian- With any luck he?ll stay in there
Ty- Oh, hey Mr. and Mrs. Franklin
Casey- Well if it isn?t the man of the house
Ty- Well yes, yes I am
Janice- He is so cute Kristy
Vivian and Daisy- Ewww
Daisy- Ty is not cute, Van Diesel is cute
Ty- Yeah right. I got more girls than Van Diesel.
Daisy- Anyways, that?s our cue to leave. Come on Vivian!
Ty- And I am cute by the way, you player haters!
Daisy- Sure
(Vivian and Daisy exit)
Ty- I?m going back in my room
(Ty exits)
Janice- Where is the twins?
Maddie- We?re right here
Casey- Hey Maddie and Mandy!!
(gives them a big hug)
Janice- We brought you guys something
Mandy- Chocolate!
Maddie- Shia LeBeouf!
Janice- No, a dollar
Casey- 50 cent each
Mandy and Maddie- Yay! (sarcastically)
Mandy to Maddie- Cheap losers
(Maddie giggles)
Maddie- Thank you
Mandy- Thanks
Janice- You?re welcome darlings
Casey- Our pleasure
(Mandy and Maddie exits)
Laura- Hey, mom.We?re back!
Kristy- Hey did you girls have fun at the mall
Skye- Sure did. We seen some fine boys in there
Ted- You seen what!
Skye and Laura- Nothing!
(Skye and Laura run off)
Casey- Hey Ted, we were looking for you
Ted- How convenient? Kristy get rid of these fools. I?m going for a ride and when I get
back they better be gone
Janice- He?s hilarious, girl. You have a keeper.
Kristy- So why exactly are you here?
Casey-Well, you know how Ted is always pranking us on our birthdays. Well since his is
coming up, I?ve got a brilliant idea!
Kristy- I like the way you think
Janice- Oh girl, you?re going to love it
Casey- I can?t wait to see his face
Kristy- Ooooh spill!
(Janice and Casey quietly talk about the idea, scene ends with Kristy smiling in approval)
End Of Act One Scene Two
Act Two Scene One
Ted- Oh thank God, you got rid of those 2 fools. It?s about time you did something right
Kristy- Uh huh sure is
Ted- What did they want this time?
Kristy- They wanted to know what we were doing for your birthday
Ted- Oh. I don?t know what we?re doing but I?m going out and celebrate with people my
age.
Kristy- Oh, so you?re going to a nursing home?
Ted- Haha funny?. Whatever I do it doesn?t involve my wife or the Frankensteins
Kristy- You mean the Franklins
Ted- Woman, who side are you on?
Kristy- Theirs, if my husband doesn?t want to spend his birthday with me
Ted- Alright Alright, I?ll spend a few hours with you
Kristy- Thank you honey (hugs Ted)
Ted- Ewww you touch me
Kristy- I know I?m going to go take a shower
(Kristy exits, All the Bojangles kids enter)
Laura- What?s up Dad
Ted- I don?t know maybe that ceiling up there
Ty- Dad, to say you like to pretend you?re not over 40 you sure don?t keep up with the
latest dialect
Ted- I?m surprise you know what dialect is with your grades
Ty- Hey, those teachers are failing me. They want to keep me there because they want me
Skye- You think every girl and woman wants you
Ty- Do you have a reason why I shouldn?t?
Skye- Get over yourself!
Vivian- So dad, what are you doing for your birthday?
Ted- Ugh! Do I have to answer that question all day?
Daisy- How old are you going to be this year? 21?
Ted- Um, my actual age of 35
(They all laugh except for Ted)
Ty- Dad, seriously you?re in deep denial
Ted- Denial is a river and I?m not in it
(They all laugh except Ted)
Mandy- Good one Dad
Maddie- You?re so funny
Ted- Why are ya?ll around me?
Laura- We want to bond with you dad
Ted- Why? Go bond with Kristy
Ty- In the shower? That?s incest!
(They all laugh except for Ted)
Vivian- Besides, her birthday isn?t tomorrow
Skye- Do you love us dad?
Laura- Do you love mom?
Ted- I love for ya?ll to not get on my last nerves
(Mandy starts crying)- So you don?t love us
(Maddie begins crying)
Ted- Now that gets on my nerves. Shutup! (Maddie and Mandy stops crying)
Ty- So do you love us?
Daisy- And do you love mom?
Ted- If I didn?t love you I wouldn?t be putting up with this. Or letting you live here
Laura- Awwww? Group hug (They all hug him)
Ted- That is exactly why I don?t say it. I?m not an affectionate person
Ty- But you have 7 kids
Laura- So back to Daisy and I question. Do you love mom?
Ted- Well your mom and I have a love/hate relationship
Daisy- Are you in love with her?
Ted- You all should really be lawyers because ya?ll love interrogating.
Daisy- Just answer the question
Ty- Yeah be a man
Ted- How about you be a man and get out of junior high!
Ty- Now that was cold
Daisy- Stop changing the subject! Are you in love with mom?
Ted- Yes I?m in love with her. Now don?t ever make me say that again. Your mom might
hear it
Laura- Awwwww
Vivian- That?s so sweet
Ted- I hate you
(They all laugh except Ted)
Daisy- You should tell mom how you feel
Ted- I already did.. On our wedding night
Laura- That was 20 years ago!
Daisy- Exactly!
Skye- You haven?t told her since then?
Ted- Look here, I?ve been with her for 20 years that says more than words!
Vivian, Skye, Daisy, Mandy, Maddie- Awwwww
Ty- Play on Player!
Laura- Come on ya?ll let?s go to my room and prepare for dad?s birthday tomorrow
Skye- Later Dad
(Everyone exit except for Ted)
Ted- How did I get into this?
End Of Act Two Scene One
Act Two Scene Two
Kristy- Happy birthday honey
Ty- Happy birthday, Dad
Vivian- Happy Birthday
Laura- Happy Birthday
Skye- Happy Birthday
Daisy- Happy Birthday
Mandy and Maddie- Happy Birthday dad
Kristy- How do you feel?
Ted- Good as dead
Ty- Looks like he?s over pretending to be young (The kids all laugh including Kristy)
Ted- No I?m over all this affection
Cassie- Happy birthday Mr.Bojangles
Rebbie- Oh right, Happy Birthday
Nick- Mr. B. Happy day of birth
Ted- How did ya?ll get in here
Kristy- They?re here for your birthday Ted
Ted- So what you guys get me?
Kristy- I?m saving my present for last. Kids you go first
Laura- I got you this coin. It says #1 dad
(hands it to Ted)
Ted- Thanks Laura
Vivian- I got you this dollar.
Skye- I made you a card
Daisy- I made a card too
(they hand it to Ted)
Ted- Thanks girls
Ty- I got you this list on how to be cool and hip
Ted- Thank you
Mandy and Maddie- We got you hugs!
Ted- Ummm, don?t worry about that one
Kristy- Ted!!!
Ted- Just kidding. Come here you two! (they hug)
Well, Kristy
Kristy- Umm
(Casey and Janice enters)
Casey- Hey Ted, Happy Birthday
Janice- How do you feel?
Ted- I feel like I?m about to go off? What are you two idiots doing here?! I knew I
shouldn?t have agreed to stay here.
Casey- Oh really then I guess you wouldn?t be interested in the big news Kristy have to
tell you
Ted- Please don?t tell me you?re pregnant again. Seriously get your tubes tied!
Kristy- No that isn?t it! You?re not going to believe it. Kids go to your room for a minute
Vivian- Awww
(All the other kids in unison)- Awwww
Laura- Why can?t we hear?
Kristy- It?s only for a few minutes. You?ll know soon.
Skye- We always miss the action!
Ty- Well speak up! So we can hear you from back there
Laura- Come on, Let?s go to my room
(The kids exit)
Ted- So, what?s the big news?
Kristy- Look, honey we hit the lottery!
(They all jump up and down in excitement, Kristy hands the ticket to Ted. The kids all
run and out and began dancing and chanting we?re rich)
Ted- We won!!! Oh my gosh we really won!! This is the best birthday ever!!!
Kristy- I know honey. Isn?t this great??!
Ted- Yes it is?. You know what I want a divorce! I?m free! Forget you! I don?t even
know why I married you, maybe because I felt sorry for you I don?t know.
Kristy- What!!!
Ted- And you want to know what else I pinch you while you sleep at night
Kristy- That?s what those bruises are!!!!
Ted- You darn right it is!!
Casey- Look Ted, you might want to know..
Ted- You shutup too, you want to know something else me and your wife been having an
affair for the past 2 years
(The kids all gasp)
Casey- What????!!!! (Looks at Janice, she runs off, Kristy starts crying)
(Ted picks up the phone) I hope you?re calling the ambulance because you?re going to
need one!
Ted- Shutup!! Hey boss, guess what I quit, I hit the lottery oh and I hope you choke on a
chicken bone you fat lump of nothing! Oh and I spit in your coffee every morning. Mow
those lawns yourself maybe you?ll lose some weight, you big piece of pork!!! I?m rich
sucka!!!!
Kristy- I can?t believe you!!!!!!
Ted- Well believe it. I?m rich!
Kristy- It?s a fake ticket you scumbag!!!!
Ted- What???!!!
Casey- It was a birthday prank!
Kristy- Yeah!!
Ted- Oh snap!
End of Act Two Scene Two
And Scene
Part 2
The Bojangles Part 2
Ted Bojangles Janice Franklin
Kristy Bojangles Casey Franklin
Laura Bojangles Cassie Metlock
Ty Bojangles Nick Duberry
Skye Bojangles Rebbie Roach
Vivian Bojangles Varonica Taylor
Daisy Bojangles Ericka Taylor
Mandy Bojangles Trisha Williams
Maddie Bojangles
Act 3 Scene One
(knock at the door)
Kristy- Who can this be? It better not be Janice because I swear I?m going to knock her
out!
(opens door)
Kristy- Hey, Varonica, Hey Ericka. I haven?t seen you since you were little
Ericka- Hey, Mrs.Bojangles (hugs Kristy)
Kristy- Come in.
Varonica- Girl you look beat. Have you been sleeping?
Kristy- Hardly.
Varonica- Ericka, why don?t you go hangout with Laura and nem
Ericka- Okay
(Ericka exits)
Varonica- So, Where your low down husband at? He lucky I left my mace and my
pocketknife at home! How dare he cheat on you with your neighbor who be at your house
everyday
Kristy- (laughs) Girl you are still as crazy as I remember
Varonica- Crazy is my middle name. I invented it! I was crazy before Britney Spears.
So, do you want me to call somebody to kill him because you know I got Pookie on
speed dial!
Kristy- (sadly) No
Varonica- Now you gone have to cheer up! Girl it?s over. Now lets rob him blind!
Kristy- We have 7 kids. I gave him 20 years of my life. I knew Ted wasn?t the greatest
man on earth but I thought deep down inside he loved me and wouldn?t do anything to
hurt me.
Varonica- Uh uh. I know what you need. You need to go out. I mean everything in this
house is only going to remind you of Ted. Let me take you out.
Kristy- I don?t think so.
Varonica- Come on girl. Ted is a jerk! I don?t know why you married that arrogant dog
anyways. Now, let?s go. You need to have some fun.
Kristy- What about the kids?
Varonica- They can watch themselves!
Kristy- Kids!!! Come here for a minute!
(Laura, Ty, Skye, Vivian, Daisy, Mandy, Maddie, Cassie, Rebbie, and Ericka enters)
Laura- Yes, mom
Kristy- I?m going out with Varonica for awhile. Are yall gonna be okay?
Laura- Of course. You have fun.
Kristy- Thanks Laura. I?ll be back before 10.
Laura- Okay
Kristy- See you later
Laura, Ty, Skye, Vivian, Daisy, Mandy, Maddie, Cassie, Rebbie, and Ericka- Bye!
Laura- Have fun!
(Varonica and Kristy exit)
Vivian- Yay! We?re home alone! What are we gonna do?
Laura- We?re going to our boyfriends? houses, duh!
Vivian, Daisy, Skye, Cassie, and Rebbie- Yay! (they all start calling their boyfriends)
Ty- Ewwww
Laura- Don?t worry. You can invite all your little girlfriends over.
Ty- Ooh. Party over here! Have fun! (starts sending a text)
Mandy- What are me and Maddie going to do? We don?t have boyfriends.
Maddie- Yea!!
Laura- You can come too. I?ll drop you two off at Chuck E. Cheese.
Maddie- Yay!
Mandy- Thank you, Laura. This is going to be so much fun!
Laura- Ok well come on. We have to get back before 10. Ty, if we happen to be late
cover for us. And don?t do nothing I wouldn?t do.
Ty- So, that pretty much means I can do everything
Laura- Shutup! Just don?t bring any girls in your room. Deal (holds out her hand)
Ty- Deal (shakes Laura hand)
Laura- Be back!
Ty- Holla.
Ericka- You know, I think I?m going to stay with Ty.
Laura- You don?t want to go to your boyfriend?s house?
Ericka- Nah, we had a fight.
Laura- Oh, well. Alright. Keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn?t take advantage of
any girl in here.
Ericka- You don?t have to worry about that Laura.
Laura- Okay, bye!
Vivian, Daisy, Skye- Bye
Mandy and Maddie- Bye
Ty and Erica- Bye!
(Laura, Vivian, Daisy, Cassie, Rebbie, Mandy, and Maddie exit)
Ty- Let me guess. You want me to invite Nick.
Ericka- Ooh could you! I haven?t seen him in forever
Ty- Don?t worry shawty. I?ll call him for you. (Calls Nick) Ericka?s over here and she
want to see you?..5 minutes?. Ight cool. (Hangs up).. He said he?ll be here in 5
minutes.
Ericka- Thanks Ty. You?re awesome!
Ty- I know.
(Knock at the door, Ty opens it and Trisha enters)
Trisha- Hey baby!
Ty- Whats up boo
(Ty hugs Trisha really tight, Ericka is surprised she?s black)
Ericka- Your girlfriend is black!
Trisha?Do you have a problem with that? Oh, what you was expecting a blond-haired,
blue-eyed girl to walk in??!
Ericka- Ummmm, kinda
Trisha- Look don?t get an attitude with me boo. You don?t know me!
Ty- Trisha! This is my friend Ericka. My mom?s best friend daughter.
Trisha- Uh-huh. Yea whatever. Why is she here? I thought you was here by yourself.
Ty- I thought I was too but I called Nick over for her. So, we kinda double dating. You
don?t mind do you.
Trisha- Yeah? But I guess I can make an acception for you.
Ty- That?s
